Random Isle Esme Excursion!

by usedtobeasquint

Not the greatest title, it's the best I could do. Five families from various TV shows win a vacation for 6 to Isle Esme. So with 10 Cullens and 30 other people, there's no telling WHAT could happen! Spoiler alert, rated for brief suggestive language.

1. Disclaimers

Random Isle Esme Excursion!

Chapter 1- Disclaimers

AN: So this is just an idea I got at my friend's pool party (don't ask) and it's a 6-fandom crossover…set in scenic Isle Esme! Several families (the Russos, the Shays, the Lopez's, the Sheffields, and the 29 DWN castaways) win a vacation for 6 to Isle Esme. What will happen? (Watch, I'll have this great idea and it'll end up totally sucking when I go to write it. Just my luck.) ANYWAY, the characters are as follows (listed in order of appearance):

TWILIGHT (more because they're just that special)

Alice Cullen

Renesmee Cullen

Jasper Hale

Jacob Black (shut up he's cool)

Emmett Cullen

Rosalie Hale

Esme Cullen

Carlisle Cullen

Edward Cullen

Bella Cullen

THE NANNY

Niles

Fran Fine (Sheffield?)

Maxwell Sheffield

Gracie Sheffield

Maggie Sheffield

C.C. Babcock (why do I get the feeling that I spelled that wrong??)

WIZARDS…

Alex Russo

Harper something

Max Russo

Justin Russo

Jerry Russo

Theresa Russo

ICARLY

Carly Shay

Sam Puckett

Freddy (hahaha Fredward) Benson

Spencer Shay

Mrs. Benson

Socko

GEORGE LOPEZ

George Lopez (duh)

Angie Lopez

Max Lopez

Carmen Lopez

Benny Lopez

Ernie Cardenas

FLIGHT 29 DOWN

Nathan McHugh

Cody Jackson

Daley Marin

Lex Marin

Melissa Wu

Abby Fujimoto

As we all know, we need disclaimers, so here goes:

If I owned Twilight, Jasper and Alice would be the main characters cuz they're way awesomer (that word is now in my autocorrect dictionary :)) than Edward and Bella. Plus I wouldn't have to sulk about not being able to fly to Michigan for a concert.

If I owned iCarly, Sam and Freddy would be dating. Other than that I wouldn't change much. But I would get myself a pair of light-up socks :) And I'd be rich.

If I owned The Nanny…I'd keep it the same, but I'd probably get rid of C.C. Plus I'd kinda be rich.

If I owned George Lopez, Ernie would have a girlfriend. Plus, I'd kinda not be writing fanfiction for it.

If I owned Flight 29 Down there's no WAY I'd be putting stories on ff! Now STOP ASKING!!! Plus, Taylor and Eric would be the ones lost in the woods, not Ian and Jory.

Kay I'm done! Hopefully this will be as good as it was in my brain :) Now REVIEW and I'll post the REAL 1st chapter!