"Hello everybody and welcome to the Big brother house! I am Cataclyptic, the host! This Fan fiction is dedicated to-
"ME!!!!!!!!" Ino cuts in.
"NO IT'S NOT YOU IDIOT!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!" Ino walks away.
"…Retard… ANYWAY, this fan fiction is dedicated to Adorabella, who inspired me with her own BBH. My last fan fiction got deleted by the idiot known as INO so I had to make a new one…But enough of the formalities, let me explain what we do here!" All of a sudden, the cast of Naruto falls down behind Cataclyptic.
"These are the people playing! For however long it takes, they will remain stuck inside the Big brother house until the audience votes all but ONE off who gets a mystery prize!!! And here's who's playing…"
Team 7…
Naruto: I'M GONNA BECOME HOKAGE!!!!!! BELIEVE IT!!!!!
Sakura: OMG!!! I'm on television!
Sasuke: Humph.
Kakashi: Yo.
Team10…
Shikamaru: Zzzzzzzzzz…
Chouji: Munch…munch…munch…
INO(whom I despise): I (hic) am NOT (hic) DRUNK!!
Team 8…
Hinata: (faints because she is in the presence of naruto)
Kiba: Oh great, Hinata fainted again!
Shino: (sighs)
Team freak… I mean "guy"
Neji: Curse my destiny…
Tenten: I'm with you….
Lee: OMG!!! THIS PLACE IS SUCH A YOUTHFUL GATHERING FOR YOUTHS SUCH AS OURSELVES!!!!!!!
Might guy: I KNOW LEE!!!! COME KAKASHI!! BASK IN THE POWER OF... YOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The sand Nin…
Kankuro: Hello fellow puppeteers!
Temari: Hi!!
Gaara: I will kill you all…
And last but not least…
Third Hokage: Hmm? What am I doing here???
"OKAY! Now it's time for the game to begin!"
The cast of naruto poofed into the room of an unbelievably huge mansion. Cataclyptic poofed in front of them.
"Okay, now, there are only four rules for you to follow:
1 You may not leave the house except to get food and water
2 I will sometimes host competition and/or events
3 Ino is a drunken retard so
4 Try to kill her or get her voted off ASAP."
"HEY(hic)!!!!!!!" Ino screamed.
"Okay everybody! It begins!!!" C poofed out. Then, he poofed back in.
"Oh, by the way, TIME TO PAY INO!!!!!!!!!"
"OH (hic) CRAP!!!" C dragged Ino away...
"Man, Cataclyptic was sure mad at Ino! Believe it!" Naruto said to his friends Shikamaru and Kankuro.
"Yeah!" Kankuro agreed. "I wonder what he's going to do to Ino…"
Meanwhile outside of the BBH…
"Wow Cataclypt(hic) you're so (hic) nice to (hic) give me a free (hic) kitty!!"
"Yeah Ino… suuuuuuuureeeeeee…" Cataclyptic said with a maniacal grin. "In fact, I'm going to give you ten kitties!"
"Oh boy!!!" Ino shrieked. "And I thought (hic)
You were (hic) Gonna kill (hic) me!!!"
"Oh, don't worry, I would never do that…" C said calmly, grin still wide
"Do what?"
C and Ino walked until they saw a giant hole in the ground.
"The kitties are down there!" C pointed in the hole. Ino noticed a sign it said TIGER PIT but, because Ino is stupid, she thought it said FREE KITTIES!!! Ino leapt down into the pit…
"Did you hear that? Believe it?" Naruto said.
"Hear what?" Shika replied. Naruto announced
"Didn't you hear some kind of' high pitched scream? Believe it?" Shikamaru and Kankuro shrugged. After walking around the house for awhile, they realized that it was boring here. Though Cataclyptic had given them a monstrous house, he had forgotten to put things in it.
"This place is boring!!!!" Kankuro screamed for no particular reason.
"I wish we had something to do! Believe it!" Naruto screamed.
"Be careful…" Sakura warned "You may just get what you wish for…"
"REALLY???" Naruto looked in disbelief. "I WISH I WAS HOKAGE! BELIEVE IT!!!"
"And I wish Tsunade-dono's chest was bigger!" Jiraya popped in. Naruto and Sakura stared. Then, from out of nowhere, Tsunade jumped up and beat the crap out of Jiraya. Suddenly, the ground began to rumble. It got louder and louder and louder, until, from the biggest part of the house, a pirate ship rose from beneath the wooden floor. The words Black pearl were engraved at the side. Two figures emerged and looked down from on top of the ship. The naruto cast blinked, and the two up there blinked back. This continued for awhile until one of them said
"YOU IDIOT JACK!!!!!! YOU TURNED IT UPSIDE-DOWN THE WRONG WAY!!!!!!!!
"But that doesn't make any-" Jack started to protest.
"I DON'T GIVE A-" Suddenly, two more characters emerged; One was a girl, and the other was Elizabeth swan.
"Are we there yet Barbossa?" Elizabeth asked. Barbossa turned to her.
"THAT IDIOT JACK SPARROW CAPSIZED THE BOAT THE WRONG WAY!!!!" Elizabeth gasped and looked down at the Naruto cast.
"What sort of world are we in?"
"Some sort of freakish anime world it be…" Barbossa replied grimly. Then he lit his pipe, blew some smoke rings and announced
"Alright me harties! We must capsize the pearl again so get to it!"
"I' won work." Tia dalma appeared suddenly. Barbossa turned to her.
"And why would that be?"
"De spell only work every sundown, which occur every twenty fo' hour."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Will suddenly screamed.
"HOW WILL GIRLS ENJOY MY SEXINESS IN THIS FREAKISH ANIME WORLD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Barbossa patted wills shoulder.
"Don't worry lad… after all, we're pirates! We can make the best of any situation!" about two minutes later Barbossa, Jack sparrow, Will turner and Elizabeth swan jumped from the ship and placed a flag in the spot where they landed.
"I claim this land in the name of meself, Barbossa!"
"Hey! You can't control the big brother house! Believe it!" Naruto built up chakra in his palm.
"SPIRALING SPHERE!" the sphere blew up in his face because Naruto is a loser. Suddenly, Cataclyptic poofed in the room.
"AND JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING IN MY BBH!?!?!?!?" Barbossa snickered.
"We be takin' it over! And you can't stop us! GARHARHARHARHAR!!!!" C turned Barbossa into a white crab. The crab scurried off until C caught him and put Barbossa in a jar. C turned to the remaining three.
"Alright, you can stay in my house until sundown, but if you try to take it over, you'll end up like HIM!" they quickly agreed. After awhile, the Naruto cast began to interact with them.
Excuse me boy," Jack turned to Naruto.
"My name's Naruto not boy! Believe it!"
"Right. Whatever. Anyway, can you tell me what's wrong with this?" Jack held up an empty bottle of rum.
"Umm, it's empty?" Naruto guessed. Jack smiled
"Good boy! Now could you please fix it?" he shoved the bottle into Naruto's hands. Naruto shoved it back.
"We don't have any rum!" Naruto said.
"I can make rum…" Gaara interjected
"No you can't Gaara! And stop stealing my eyeliner!" Temari pointed towards Gaara's eyes.
"Stop stealing my air…" Gaara responded. Temari laughed.
"That's silly Gaara! It's not just your air, it's my air and Kankuro's air and-"
Gaara's sand began to rise.
"I-I mean it is YOUR air Gaara, um, I'll stop breathing now okay?" Temari stopped breathing. Gaara's sand fell back in his gourd and then he turned back to Jack.
"Give me a second…" Gaara said. Then, he took the rum bottle and looked around. He saw Lee and walked over to him.
"Hey, Lee, I need to show you something… uh… youthful, in the kitchen."
"OMG!!!! I LOVE YOUTH!!!!!" Lee exclaimed. He followed Gaara into the kitchen and closed the door. A second later, there was a muffled "sand burial" was heard. About a minute later, Gaara came out with the rum bottle filled up. He walked over to Jack Sparrow and handed him the rum bottle. Jack looked inside to make sure it was rum. He saw red fluid inside, so he thought it was. Jack drank the bottle and exclaimed
"Wow! This rum is good! What do you call it?"
"Bloody rum…" Gaara smiled. Within seconds, Jack had drained the bottle.
"Could you fill it up again?"
"It'll cost you…" Jack dug into his pocket, and gave Gaara two gold coins.
"Two rounds mate!" Jack said happily. Gaara walked over to Tenten and Neji.
"Could you help me find Lee, I think I saw him in the kitchen…" Neji and Tenten followed Gaara into the kitchen…
Meanwhile…
Will was still crying because he was not being admired by girls. He was crying so much, that sasuke ran over and smacked him to the ground.
"WILL YOU STOP IT!!!! Who cares about Fan girls!!! I have enough already!!!" Suddenly, Will stopped crying.
"You-you have fan girls?"
"Yeah. Why? Do you?"
"I have tons!!!"
"ME TOO!!!" Sasuke and Will were off talking about the crazy experiences they had with girls. this continued for awhile until Sasuke held up his hand and said
"Hey… do you want to have a Fan-girl fight…?" Will nodded his head up and down. Sasuke bit into his thumb.
"SUMMONING JUTSU!" Sasuke's fan girls poofed in. Will bit into his thumb also.
"SUMMONING JUTSU!" Will's fan girls poofed in. Then they both announced
"Fan girls! We command you to fight each other!!!" The fan girls immediately began to beat the crap out of the opposite side. Elsewhere in the room, Jack downed his eighth mug of "bloody rum". Strangely enough, the same number of people were missing from the BBH… no one had seen Team freak- I mean guy, the third hokage, Temari, Shikamaru, Chouji and Kakashi. Anyway, Sakura and Elizabeth found an old radio and began dancing on the floor with the rest of the cast, Except Gaara who was making rum, and Jack who was drinking it.
"Have you seen Sasuke?" Sakura asked Elizabeth.
"If you mean that guy with the Pepsi cola symbol on his back, no I haven't." Suddenly, Sasuke and Will zoomed past the girls with a horde of Fan girls after them. Apparently, the girls had decided that they both were hot, so they made a truce to capture them. The Fan girls zoomed into another room of the house. Then, Sasuke and Will peeked from behind their genjutsu.
"Crap! We have to find another hiding place Will! Its only a matter of time before they pick up our scent…"
"I know where you can hide…" Sasuke and Will turned around to meet Gaara.
"Follow me…" Gaara led Will and Sasuke into the kitchen. A minute later, Gaara emerged with two bottles of rum in his hands. He gave them to Jack who in return, gave Gaara two gold coins. Meanwhile, only Naruto, Sakura, Elizabeth, Hinata were dancing.
"Hey Hinata! Watch this dance move! Believe it!" Naruto tripped and fell on his face. Hinata fainted because she was in the presence of Naruto. Gaara seized this opportunity to grab Hinata and drag her into the kitchen…
The next day…
"Bye bye! Thanks for the rum!" Jack waved to the members of the BBH.
"Bye…" Gaara answered back. The black pearl capsized itself and sunk beneath the floor boards. Then, Cataclyptic poofed in.
"And now for today's random daily-
He looked down. All he saw was Gaara holding a sack full of gold coins.
"Gaara…" C looked at him.
"DID YOU KILL ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE BBH AND THEN USE THEIR BLOOD TO PASS OFF AS RUM WHICK YOU SOLD TO JACK!?!?!?!"
"Yes…" Gaara replied meekly.
"THAT WAS PURE GENIUS!!!!!" C announced. Then he looked at Gaara proudly.
"Well, since you're the last one left, you win!!!"
"WHAT!!!!!!" C and Gaara turned around. They saw all of the people that Gaara had killed in ghost form.
"You can't do that! Gaara cheated!" Kankuro said.
"I never said you couldn't win by killing…" C replied. "Besides, Gaara is the coolest one!"
"No he's not, I am!!" Sasuke said angrily.
"Uh, no. you're Gay."
"AM NOT!!!"
"Yes you are, I saw you kissing Naruto in his sleep…"
"WHAT!!!!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Anyway… Gaara is the victor because you all suck."
"YOU CAN'T END THIS STORY ON THE FIRST CHAPTER!!!" Temari stated. "THINK OF THE FANS!!!"
C thought for a moment and realized that Temari was right. His fans would send Hate-mail to him if he ended the story now.
"Okay, fine. You will all be revived in the next chapter." C poofed out and everybody cheered. Then C poofed back in.
"Except Ino." Everybody cheered harder.