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behaviors to anyone or any group of people. Don't take it personally… and
if you do take it personally… you're an idiot.
OMG so you know what happened? There was like this guy and he was like PWA I'm a super saiyan. And the other guy is OMFG no you're not, I've been trying to be a super saying for all my life and you a puny little wart of a penis get to be a super saiyan before I do? Not fucking fair is it? And the guy said sorry man you made me sad and some guy killed my bald penis head of a friend and I really wanted to become stronger and since viagra had no effect I had to become PWA super saiyan. And now I can owange those blue penis headed monster and stuff, and he had a tail for humping. But besides that he was pretty cool. He had big balls to crush the earth and some kind of beam to rape us in the ass, but all in all we won the day with some casualities but we have balls of power to bring them back so it really doesn't matter that they died.
So okay, on earth some queer robots start terrorizing the earth. I don't know what to do so I got all my weak stupid feo friends that can't do shit and we scouted some island, but PSH! Some idiot guy who thinks he's a master pimp go pwnd in a second and we had to save his ass with some beans for a cat's anus or something, but later on this robot wasn't as strong as this cell monsterbatur who instead of fighting wanted have sex on a rink or something, but when hercule that fag of a penis monger got lubed up and ready to start licking anus he was like kicked into the air as if he was't ready for it. Anyway when I realized this "cell games" wasn't a sausage fest I joined in the fight and like this guy tried to explode himself, but I saved my friends and killed some king gayness and his monkey, but the cell monsterbatur was still alive. So my son had to take my his destiny into his own hands or something and kill the cell penis and all that surrounded it.
OWNED
Then next came some queer from like space, and his name was babadi or something queer like that. So we had to kick his ass or something, and they wrote fan ficitions about me and this queer named shin, fuckers, go write your trigun queer ass shit instead. (I love trigun mind you). But anyway, I had to go fight vegeta cause he wore a pink shirt and started to hit on my younger son or something, and gohan and shin had to go do their own shit. Fuck you, I respect my son's life and I'm not going to ask what happened, but I do fear the worst. Well anyway, vegeta realized the mistakes in his gay sausage filled life and joined the good guys (me) and killed himself, but despite his best efforts he was still a queer. Well I had to kill the buu guy or whatever that was a sexual slave or something to babadi, but that deorah guy likes to spit or something.
OMG so you know what happened? There was like this guy and he was like PWA I'm a super saiyan. And the other guy is OMFG no you're not, I've been trying to be a super saying for all my life and you a puny little wart of a penis get to be a super saiyan before I do? Not fucking fair is it? And the guy said sorry man you made me sad and some guy killed my bald penis head of a friend and I really wanted to become stronger and since viagra had no effect I had to become PWA super saiyan. And now I can owange those blue penis headed monster and stuff, and he had a tail for humping. But besides that he was pretty cool. He had big balls to crush the earth and some kind of beam to rape us in the ass, but all in all we won the day with some casualities but we have balls of power to bring them back so it really doesn't matter that they died.
So okay, on earth some queer robots start terrorizing the earth. I don't know what to do so I got all my weak stupid feo friends that can't do shit and we scouted some island, but PSH! Some idiot guy who thinks he's a master pimp go pwnd in a second and we had to save his ass with some beans for a cat's anus or something, but later on this robot wasn't as strong as this cell monsterbatur who instead of fighting wanted have sex on a rink or something, but when hercule that fag of a penis monger got lubed up and ready to start licking anus he was like kicked into the air as if he was't ready for it. Anyway when I realized this "cell games" wasn't a sausage fest I joined in the fight and like this guy tried to explode himself, but I saved my friends and killed some king gayness and his monkey, but the cell monsterbatur was still alive. So my son had to take my his destiny into his own hands or something and kill the cell penis and all that surrounded it.
OWNED
Then next came some queer from like space, and his name was babadi or something queer like that. So we had to kick his ass or something, and they wrote fan ficitions about me and this queer named shin, fuckers, go write your trigun queer ass shit instead. (I love trigun mind you). But anyway, I had to go fight vegeta cause he wore a pink shirt and started to hit on my younger son or something, and gohan and shin had to go do their own shit. Fuck you, I respect my son's life and I'm not going to ask what happened, but I do fear the worst. Well anyway, vegeta realized the mistakes in his gay sausage filled life and joined the good guys (me) and killed himself, but despite his best efforts he was still a queer. Well I had to kill the buu guy or whatever that was a sexual slave or something to babadi, but that deorah guy likes to spit or something.