And the Kitchen Sink
"Well, let's see where you belong" said the hat
"I wanna be friends with everyone and the kitchen sink!" harry announced
"The kitchen sink as well? Rather ambitious of you. rather Slytherin as well.
"Nuh uh! Slytherins can't be friends with _everyone_ especially not the kitchen sink.
"Very knowledgeable of you. maybe Ravenclaw for you?
"Too booky for being friends. I wanna be friends with everyone! Especially the kitchen sink!
"Rather courageous of you to want to be friends with the kitchen sink. Maybe Griffindor?
"Griffies can't be friends with Slytherins. maybe the kitchen sink, but without the Slytherins it's not everyone.
"Well then, that leaves Hufflepuff!
"Hufflepuffs are great, but not perfect. They'd be great friends with the kitchen sink but they couldn't get all the Ravenclaws out of their books.
"You know, all that's left is either the house elves, or the staff table...
"House elves? nuh uh, they don't have friends they have masters.
"...Yes. Well. I guess this is unique. Off to the STAFF TABLE with you. Have fun!
Harry cheered as he ran up to the staff table, with shocked faces everywhere, and a particularly green-faced potions master as well
A grin passed between the charms, transfiguration, and herbology teachers. "We got Potter!" the three cheered, followed by nearly universal cheering and laughs. only the potions teacher did not participate
[09:02] Lichan I shall title it 'And the kitchen sink'
[17:43] Cinnamon You realize, they're coming to take you away...
Story Challenge!
Write a ficlet (or full fic :) wherein Harry manages to get himself sorted to the staff table
Also works for other people getting sorted to the staff table
Bonus points for plausibility
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