A/N: I wasn't going to publish this here but I thought for the sake of my inner completest and wanting to have everything together I may as well put it up. This genuinely came to me in a dream. A bit like Yesterday and Paul McCartney only sillier and not as clever. I have no idea what I was dreaming of but I woke up with a Chekov-themed version of Grease stuck in my head. Now, every time I look at Chekov I can only imagine him as a 70s Frankie Valli impersonator... It's only a silly bit of nonsense in a rather heavy Russian accent.
Disclaimer: Grease was written by the Bee Gees. Frankie Valli sang it. Star Trek belongs to Gene Roddenberry. With full apologies to the lovely Walter Koenig.
Starfleet
Zere are some problems in the Uniwerse
And so I joined the 'Fleet
To stop zem getting vorse.
Zere is no danger ve can go too far
Ve got to boldly go vhere no man's gone before
Starfleet's the vord!
You know our mission is a peaceful one
We wisit other vorlds and befriend ev'ryone
But ve're not scared, ve ain't afraid to fight
Because we know our cause is on ze side of right
Starfleet's the vord!
Starfleet's the vord, is the vord zat you heard
Was inwented in Russia!
Starfleet's the vay ve can help one another
Starfleet's a real bad-guy crusher!
Ve adopt varp speed and ve fly away
Conwentionality belongs to yesterday
On board are crewmembers from near and far
Ve got to boldly go vhere no man's gone before
Starfleet's the vord!
Starfleet's the vord, is the vord zat you heard
Was inwented in Russia!
Starfleet's the vay ve can help one another
Starfleet's a real bad-guy crusher!
Zis is ze life of an Ensign
Buried in Tribbles, laced with good wodka
Vhat ve doing here?
Ve adopt varp speed and ve fly away
Conwentionality belongs to yesterday
On board are crewmembers from near and far
Ve got to boldly go vhere no man's gone before
Starfleet's the vord!
Starfleet's the vord, is the vord zat you heard
Was inwented in Russia!
Starfleet's the vay ve can help one another
Starfleet's a real bad-guy crusher!
Starfleet's the vord!
THE END