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Written By SUMMER!!! (Friend)
PENGUIN
B-POV
Edward was sitting in my car. Things were awkward between us because he found out I was pregnant… again… for the 3rd time. It was completely silent. He had just re-installed the radio and the "Yellow Submarine" song, by the beetles, came on. "We all live in a yellow submarine" they sang. Then Bella turned it off right in the middle of the sentence and Edward was singing under his breath "We all live in a Yellow Submarine and…. And… it is soooooo…….COOL" he yelled closing his eyes while I rolled my eyes in response. Then I screamed at the top of my lungs "watch out for that penguin" Edward Swerved, but it was too late. "THUD". The car rolled over the penguin. I made Edward stop and get out. "Edward, look what you did" I yelled as we examined the penguin, Edward was sad and mad at the same time. "What the hell is a penguin doing in the middle of Forks?" he yelled. I glared at him in disgust he looked at me firmly, but knowing I was upset. He knelt down and examined the penguin again. I could tell he was laughing a little bit. He poked it and it randomly looked at me. Then out of the blue the penguin looked up a us "Damn it" Edward said under his breath. "Lets keep it!" I said happily. Edward glared at me. "Penguins… lovely." He poked it and it jolted and tried to get way biting him. The whole next week they had him, the penguin was just horrid. Every time you came near him he would but you and the penguin would too. One night I came home and it was gone and Edward sat happily on the couch. "Where's the penguin?" I asked angrily. "Don't worry I didn't kill it… I gave it to a friend." I was about to ask who, but then the phone rang. I picket the phone up and check the caller ID… I was Jacob. "Hey Jacob" "Bella!!!!" "What?!" "The penguin you gave me for my birthday just bit me in the ass!" I looked over at Edward who was now rolling on the floor laughing. "Sorry Jacob" I muttered. "Son of a…… That IT!!!" and then the phone disconnected. I looked back at Edward and asked: "It was Jacobs Birthday?" "NO!!!! and he still fell for it!!!