The Real Tokyo Mew Mew
'I was umm wandering if you wanted to go to the Red Data Animal exhibit with me" Ichigo said. "No, why would I want to go with you?" Aoyama said. "No! You are supposed to say yes!" I the director yelled. "Well I don't want to! Ichigo is ugly. I like Minto better" Aoyama argued. I sighed. "Just say your lines. OK start again."
"I was umm wondering if you wanted to…. Umm…. What was my line again?"
"*Sigh*"
Ichigo was running down a path and saw Aoyama get whacked by a rat Chimera Animal.
Ichigo smiled. "What are you doing!? You're supposed to look upset and scared and run to him!" I yelled.
"The Chimera Animal can go ahead and eat him. He said I was ugly! And that Minto was prettier!" Ichigo yelled. "Well it is true." Minto said walking on the set. "NO! You're not supposed to be here!" I yelled. "WHAT!? I AM SO PRETTIER THAN YOU!" Ichigo yelled. "Hmph… No you're too fat. And just look at your hair" Minto said. "No way that does it!" Ichigo yelled "Strawberry Bell!"
"Sigh……"
Ichigo was walking down the street when a little dog jumped on her and got her muddy. Minto followed behind the dog. "Good boy Mickey!" Minto praised. "Get you're flea bitten mongrel off of me!" Ichigo yelled "You're one to talk" Minto said.
Backstage
"OK everyone, why the heck can't any of you say your lines right!?"
"Well its Minto's fault…." Ichigo mumbled.
"At least I can act better than you and I'm also prettier"
"HHHHssssssssshhhhhhhhhh"
Ichigo lunged across the room and tackled Minto. They rolled around on the floor biting and kicking and kicking each other. No on did anything. Zakuro was sitting on a chair filing her nails Lettuce was doing stuff on her cell phone. Pudding was hugging Taruto while he was yelling. "Get of me! We aren't filming the show! And I haven't even appeared yet!"
Kishu and Pai were arguing over who the king of coutry music was. Kishu said Johnny Cash and Pai said it was Billy Ray Cyrus. Then Kishu started singing one of Johnny Cash's songs "BEANS FOR BREAKFAST ONCE AGAIN! HARD TO EAT EM FROM A CAN I'VE RUN OUT OF UTENSILS! I'M A HUNGRY NASTY LOAN SOME MAN!!" well actually scream the lyrics. Pai stared at him like he was insane.
"I HEARD THE CROWS OUT SIDE MY WINDOW GUESS IT'S ME THEY'RE TALKIN ABOUT! THE FIRE YOU LIT HAS BURNED TO CINDERS! EVERY GOOD THINGS FIZZLED OUT. BEANS FOR BREAKFAST ONCE AGAIN HARD TO EAT EM FROM A… AHH!"
Zakuro had stood up and whacked Kishu upside the head. "SHUT UP!" she yelled.
I sighed. "Why did I agree to direct this show?"