"Nya!" Jay roared. This was an indirect, hypothetical accusation against the water ninja. But she was the only one who could pull off this sinister stunt, no one else could be that evil.
Jay stood there, angry, fuming, at the plastic wrap that covered the toilet seat. He hadn't even seen it until he… went. Only Nya could be coldhearted enough to prank someone into pissing on an invisible plastic wrap. That was just evil. She also used the last of the toilet paper and left the cardboard frame without replacing it. Evil. Absolutely evil. This was more evil than every villain combined, at least they respected that the washroom is a sanctuary.
Jay gagged as he cleaned up the disgusting material, stuffing it to the bottom of the waste basket. He almost hurled. He went through three bars of soap washing his hands.
He slammed open the door and marched down the hall, scowling, eyes glaring. Nya was sitting on a barstool, holding back laughs at his desperate anger. Jay slammed a fist down on the bar table, "Nya, that was pure evil!"
Right then, she started giggling. She showed no signs of letting up.
The other ninja were assembled around the bar table, all with wide eyes and slight smirks. Kai was biting his lip holding back laughs. His lip started bleeding. Zane, on the other hand, looked a bit more concerned.
Nya stuck her tongue out.
Jay shook, "Why you little b-" he raised up a fist to strike her. Just as his bare weapon went into action, Zane held it back in mid air.
"Brother, what do you think you're doing?" Zane inquired accusedly.
"I'm getting back at Nya for making me pee on Saran Wrap! I had to clean it up, too!"
Kai snorted.
"But, you cannot strike a female," said Zane.
"Whaddya mean I can't hit a girl?"
"You cannot strike a female. You cannot even think of it. Thinking of striking a female is just as terrible as doing it."
Jay grabbed a spoon from Kai's cereal bowl (Kai protested and shrieked because man does he love Lucky Charms™), "How about I throw this spoon at her?"
"That is just as terrible as striking. You cannot throw a spoon at a female."
"What about a tennis ball? That'll only sting."
"You cannot throw a tennis ball at a female.
"What about a ping-pong ball?"
"No."
"How about sticking gum in her hair? Nya, you could pull off that look."
"That is a sin."
"What if I tug her hair?"
"No."
"Can I at least make her pee on Saran Wrap, too?"
"No."
"Then what am I supposed to do?!"
"Pay her as much as we, gentlemen, get paid."