Just a little one-shot for fun. With all the alternate endings, i wondered what the vampires would actually DO after winning( alternate ending in which Darren, all the original cast are alive and well, Darren just defeats Steve, and everyone is in the main place for the Vampires to congregate)

Everyone grinned madly, which they had been doing for the past hour, and it was getting a bit wearing. I mean, they were all HAPPY, but it was all getting a bit boring...

"so.. what now" Harket finally broke the awkward silence. Everyone looked at the Princes, for wisdom.

Unfortunately, they had all been too busy with winning the battle of the scars to think what they would do after woods. Apart from Darren, who had barely contributed any real thinking (apart from the last ickle bit) he pulled out a piece of paper, which Harket read over his shoulder:

Darren's to do list for the next 600 years (if live any older, commit suicide)

1 .Dance around the mounting singing 'we are the champions' naked with all the vampires

2 .Put bricks on top of Mr. C's coffin

3 .Introduce the vampires to ELECTRICITY!!!

4. Now gadgets....

5 .Buy buffy the vampire box set for the clan

6 .Pointedly put some fake tan in everyone's rooms

7 .Leave notes for random Vampires saying 'your time is up..'

vampires to deodorant

9 .Climb up Niagara falls, then bungee jump down

10 .Is there liiiiiife on maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars? Find out!

11 .Meet Robert Pattinson, from that movie... what was it again?

12 .Run up a down escalator

13 .Rob a sweet shop

14 . If the above is successful, move up to banks!

15. Grow a plant

emo

all of 'friends' seasons ever aired.

like a spy for a day

virginity

20 .become vegitari- OHHHH

trick or treating with vampires

on road trip

cool car

goth

something up

a rocket

27 Learn to tap dance

picnic on top of a bus shelter

29. Find out if dolphins are fish are not

30. Do a triathlon

31. Swim with sharks

32. Eat a edible bug

33. Graffiti seven wonders of the world with 'DARREN RULEZ'

34. Learn to play piano

35. Sail the seven seas

36. Let of fireworks in the middle of the day

37. Watch all Disney movies, learn songs

38 .Screw tap dancing, IRISH DANCING!!!

39 .Find lost city of Atlantis

40. Pierce ear

41. Write song about my life

42 .Get a ginuss book world record

43. Drink a gallon of cola in three minutes

pet lion

45. Win SOME kind of competition

46. Experience zero gravity

47. Name plant or animal after me

48 .Learn another language

some cakes for charity

50. go to a concert

Darren muttered things like " can't do THAT with them... not right time of year..." until he looked up gleefully "I know! Let's start from the top!"

Leave the thought of naked , probably drunk, vampires followed by a rather terrified little person.

Y'know number 26, blow something up? Well, the button bellow does just that....