Summary: Sasuke is a spy. His work: Killing and spying. He's the best, but what if there is someone else who can rival him in his work? Based on 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith'.

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine. If I did own him, I would make some different 'twists' in the anime and manga.

Warning!: This story contains shounen-ai (boys-love) and maybe even yaoi with Sasunaru and a wee bit of Itanaru. If you don't like it, I would suggest clicking the little arrow at the top left of your screen or just close the entire window. Also, this story might have some spelling and grammatical errors, so excuse me if I made any mistakes (and please point it out in a nice way).

Sasuke's POV

I took a sip from my martini. It's bitter and cold; just the way I like it. I scanned the whole place. My target isn't here yet. Then my gaze landed upon a blue-eyed blond. He looked so beautiful. He's so short (and cute), he could easily pass for a girl. Thank God he's not my target. It would be a shame to see such a pretty face dead. Oh, he's sitting right next to me. Well the target can wait...

"A cocktail, please." He took out a ten dollar bill and placed it on the table.

"Comin' right up, miss." The bartender gave him a playful wink. I tightened my grip on my martini glass.

"Miss?! I'm not a girl, I'm a guy!" He looks so cute when he's angry.

"Well ya sute look like one! I tell ya, if I weren't straight, I would've come straight at ya like a dog!" He seems to be the only one laughing at his own joke. "The name's Kiba. What's yours?"

"Naruto." Naruto...sounds familiar. It's such a suitable name for an angel like him.

"Naruto, huh? Well here's your drink cutie! Don't drink it up all at once! We don't want some pervert taking advantage at you now."

"Hey! Can I get some service over here?"

"Well gotta go. Nice talking with ya cutie." He gave on final wink before serving a drunken customer. Naruto went back to his drink. I think it's time for my move now.

"Hey." I gave him one of my sexiest smirks.

"Oh hello sir." He gave me a cheerful smile. I scooted closer to him.

"Could you perhaps help me with something? I seemed to have lost my pet fox and now I can't find him anymore. It's a one of a kind, too. Its fur is blonde and he has big blue eyes, with long whiskers." At this, I touched his cheek. He has three scars on each, which actually increased his beauty.

"They allow pets in here? But this is a bar." He actually looked confused. I sighed. How can anybody be this stupid?

"Dobe, I-"I looked out of the corner of my eye. There he is. My target.

"Hey! Who are you calling dobe, you...you chicken butthead!" Chicken butthead?

"Excuse me, but I have some business to attend to. Nice meeting you, dobe." I stood up and walked away.

"Hey! Don't you walk away fr-"He stopped dead in his tracks. What's wrong with him? Ah well, no time to think about that now.

I walked out of the bar and waited in a nearby alley. I took out a cigarette and lit it up. I waited and waited for him to come out. And then finally, I saw him coming out. The man I'm supposed to kill.

My brother.

Naruto's POV

Geez, what's wrong with that bastard? Asking me to do a favour for him and then calling me a dobe all of a sudden. But no time to think about him now, I have something to take care of.

I finished my drink and walked over to my 'client'. He was seated at the most secluded part of the bar. Perfect. I took a seat right next to him.

"Hey sexy." I put on my most seductive face I could give. Which wasn't hard. I mean, he really is sexy! But he does remind me of someone else, though. I wonder who?

"Hn." He didn't even take a look at me! What am I? Invisible? You cannot, not see me! Time to take drastic measures.

"What's wrong? Are you shy?" I rubbed my hand over his chest, purposely brushing lightly over his nipples. He gasped slightly. Ah ha! A reaction! I continued my action and then I nibbled on his ear. It was then he decided to stop me. He took my hand and led it down to his crotch. Ooh, so it worked very well on him! Hehe, time to take it one step further...

I took a seat on his lap and began grinding my hips against his. He placed his hands beside them and I sucked on his neck. I heard him moan. I smirked. He then held my head next to his mouth.

"Come with me." He took my hand without any other words and of course, I followed him. But as we were outside, he stopped.

"What's the matter?" He didn't respond. Then all of a sudden he pushed my against the wall, kissing me violently. He pushed his tongue in my mouth, exploring every inch of it. He grabbed my legs and I wrapped them around his waist. We began grinding with each other. It felt so good. But then he let go and stopped...again. This is getting REALLY annoying right about now.

I was still in a daze before I noticed he left.

"Ah crap I messed up." I saw the same man that was in the bar ten minutes ago, coming out of a dark alley.

"It's you!" I pointed my finger at him.

"Oh hey dobe."

A/N: Just so you know, I do not intend to write short chapters. I'll try to make long chapters after I get my Internet back. That's the only announcement I needed to make so, review if you like!