Since I like to experiment and I have fun with the simplest things, I decided to write this short and amusing fic, freely inspired by the song "Last Friday Night" by Katy Perry.
I changed the original lyrics, wondering how could the hang out in 6x5 go different (the episode with the kitten poker :)
Genres: Song Fic, parody, What If
-Last Friday Night-
(POV Buffy)
(freely inspired by Katy Perry lyrics)
Wake up naked in his bed
There's a pounding in my head
Bits of candles on the floor
what a mess beside the door
I smell like a minibar
See our clothes on the rug
Broken things around his crypt
was that wild sex just a dream?
Picturing last night
Think we crossed the line
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked-out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Last Friday night
Thought he wasn't all that hot
Maybe took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
played poker in that bar
just for win that kitty's scar
Then we dropped in his car
Last Friday night
Tried to kick red demon ass
Then gone slaying through the park
Skinny sweating in the dark
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Trying to connect the dots
Waiting for my sister's shock
Think I lost my panties, God
if he stole 'em he'll be dust
Should I wait or should I flew?
Is this a hickey or a bruise?
Think I just screw up my brain
That was such an epic fail