Hi and welcome to my newest creation. For those new to my creations, it will help if you read my Draconic series as you will not get the references. For those who are a love of my series, then you will enjoy this treat!
It is my first cross-over that I have done. Genre of Gravitation and Yugioh. With slapstick aplenty!
Now for the other stories, I haven't forgotten them. Diamond was supposed to be interactive but well, you guys didn't really post anything helpful. So it died. Rave, I have some paragraphs done but nothing concrete yet. I am going to try to have it done for Christmas though.
Hopefully if this is received well I will write a chapter of Diamond.
So welcome all to Love, Sex and Blondes?!
The club that they had chosen was filled to the brim with hopeful teenagers and raging young adults. One such person was vibrating in his seat, waiting for his turn at the stage while his two companions looked at him in mild disgust. One of the companions, an exceptionally attractive and very tall woman was resisting the urge not to drag the anxious person away, and only the though that if she did that, she would regret it stayed her hand. Regret not in the way of hurt - regret in the way that she wouldn't be getting any, and after 6 months of getting used to her husbands libido, he knew how to sway her.
This was his one day that both herself and the other companion, his twin brother were not allowed to complain.
She wondered how his other brothers got out of this debacle.
"Ladies and Gents, we are proud to announce that the annual Elvis Showdown is starting in the next ten minutes. So make sure you are all ready for the Heartbreak Hotel show-off!" the announcer screamed into his mic, breaking the woman out of her reverie.
"All contestants please come up to the stage now and obtain your number for order" he followed up with and this left anxious man leaping from his chair, which was followed by a number of other contestants, one of which the woman noticed had pink hair. She wasn't sure if this was a normal occurrence anymore as she still hadn't learned much about the new world. Standing still by one of the pillars, her leather encased legs crossed at the ankles and her arms crossed as she watched her butterfly-like husband get on stage as his twin looked on from the chair in front of her.
"Remind me how we got talked into this waste of time?" she asked, leaning behind her husband's twin chair and draped her arms onto the wide spanse of his shoulders. To anyone else it would look intimate and to others they were more in shock as the move made her very large breasts fall deeper into the leather halter she was wearing and the delicious curve of her back as she arched it, simultaneously leaning inward, the braid that she wore her hair in curving well past her buttocks that were pulled tightly across.
"Because for as long as we have been alive, Jorma has been dragging me everywhere. As for you, Seto feels more comfortable if someone is around to protect us and Joh has laughed one too many times at Jorma's pouts." the twin named Jorrin said about his younger twin.
"So what about the two originals?" she said, her contralto voice low.
"Can you really see Seth and Jono here?" he said back, his own alto voice just as low.
"I suppose not. So what exactly is this 'show-off'?" she asked as she stretched back up and sat down on the recently vacated chair beside her brother in law. Hitching up her leg on the other chair, many a men had been very attracted to the russet brunette with the cobalt eyes. Only the look of death that the regulars had received from previous encounters had stopped many of them from approaching her. Though some of the newer people had not received it yet.
The night was still young.
"From what I remember, because I do my best to tune it out, each of the contestants have to sing a song, and then the audience casts votes." Jorrin said taking a drink from his Pomegranate Iced Tea that they served.
"I see, so we get to listen to this song...how many times?" she asked as one of the servers brought her a iced Caramel latte Decaf.
"Judging from the amount of people here, ten times." Jorrin said and heard his sister in law's sighs
"He better buy me a new halter top for this." she muttered and Jorrin chuckled.
"I've heard this song....go for one of the MV Agusta F4 1100 Motorcycles. Joh and Chisato love them." he said back about the two cycles that Joey had bought for them. With them both being Grail Knights they were used to horseback riding. And as much as their land allowed for it, they preferred the riding. So more then often, they could be found on matching cycles, one of blue/white and the other of red/black. And the fact that they were one of the fastest machines made Joh very happy.
"That's a rather expensive piece of machinery. Seto nearly had a heart attack when Joh demanded them." she commented as she sipped her drink.
"You haven't heard this song yet." he said
"Joy..."
"This is all so exciting!" the blond named Jorma said as the other contestants were getting themselves ready. Part of the contest was also to dress up. So as all of them began to get on their costumes, one individual was looking at the blond in a mix of confusion and wonderment. He was used to costume changes and such and his own manager would kill him with his beloved Betsy if he found out where he was, but at this moment he was more confused as to why a near look-alike of his husband-not husband was standing here with more innocence then he had ever seen. Being used to his brother looking like a darker version of him had made him used to it, but seeing a completely golden version of his lover of just over ten years standing here all smiles and happiness.
This...this is what his Eiri should have been. This is what Shuichi thought as he looked at the bright smile of the blond.
It also tugged on his memory that he had seen this one before...somewhere...but couldn't recollect where.
"....it's nearly time!" Jorma said coming over to the tiny pink haired man. At least tiny compared to Jorma. He was 6'0 to Shu's mere 5'5. When they had all come into the back to get ready, Jorma had insisted that he meet every person and all of them he wished them the very best of luck. And from his face, you could tell that he meant it. It didn't appear that he cared if he won or lost, but was more interested in having fun. When it came to Shu's introduction he was reluctant to introduce himself honestly so just said his name was Shu. Of which the blond promptly called him Mr. Shu.
And he had never heard a more adorable name. Other then brat.
"I'm ready Jorma." Shuichi said with a smile and the victory symbol made with his two fingers. Of which surprised Shu that Jorma looked back at him in confusion. Almost like he had never seen that symbol before.
"Gambatte!" Jorma shouted and everyone joined in the cheer.
"I think I would rather fight the Romans then deal with this." a voice said tightly.
"Welcome to the last year of my life dear sister." the other voice said as he watched the last 9 attempts at singing. Jorma had already had his performance as did the others and all the was remaining was the pink haired man.
"And you haven't killed him yet?" she asked back.
"No, not yet. I'm saving it for when it really will matter. Six more months should do." Jorrin quipped which earned a rare laugh from his sister in law. She found humour rare much like her reincarnation Seto Kaiba, who was so much like her, they were the true twins.
"Well there is only one more performer left. And I am curious. He looks familiar somehow. Can't figure it out and that irks me." she said as the last one got on stage and began his performance. As he started, the patrons could immediately tell that this was a person that was used to be in front of a microphone as he began singing his own version of the song, which was still the same, yet not.
Setima kept thinking she knew that voice from somewhere, and couldn't figure out for the life of her. She then took a moment to close her eyes and begin her recollections and that was when it snapped who it was. She then opened her eyes and looked at the boy...really looked. And it was then she saw the piercing amethyst eyes gleaming back and she smirked. Of which Jorrin looked on. Nothing ever made her smile so something had.
"What's up?" he said as he leaned over to her.
"Does he not look familiar dearest? Look real close." she said knowing that any second her rather smart brother in law would catch it, as he and Jorma had this man's posters all plastered all over their walls. They both were obsessed with Bad Luck and had harassed Seto constantly for every concert and paraphernalia that they could lay their hands on.
"It's.....it's....Shuichi!!" Jorrin said in a very excited hush. The rest of the patrons hadn't caught on yet and he wanted to make sure that they didn't either.
"That's correct. And it doesn't look like that manager of his is around. So go be a smart cookie and go call the limo for us. I think that if the crowd gets wind, he's gonna need a quick exit." she said about the limo that they had used this evening instead of using one of the cars. Farrin, their driver had learned to stick around the back of the bars, usually playing on the PSP or one of Seto's new handhelds. Currently he was playing the new Dissegea and that was how they had found him this evening when they had all gone to the bar.
"On it." he said and with that took a long drag of his ice tea, finishing it off and headed out the side door, his cell in hand to call Farrin. As he left, Shuichi was finishing his set and could see the crowd was very enthusiastic about his performance. And then it seemed like a light bulb all went off in their heads about WHO was in front of them and they all turned into ravenous hounds.
And that was Setima's cue to get her husband and rock star to safety. Leaping up onto the stage, she grabbed Shu's hand and barked an order at her husband calling him to her side. He was clueless as ever, but had learned to follow his amazon-ish wife when she got into that mood and was happily running after his wife and new friend. When they reached the back, they could see that Farrin had gotten the limo turned around and was just arriving back to where Jorrin was standing. Confused as ever, Jorrin jumped in, followed by a thrown-in Shuichi and himself, with Setima last as the horde of fans found which way then had gone and was pounding on the limo
"Drive." was all she said, and Farrin - used to Seto's abrupt behavior, listened to the Seto-clone and began driving towards Apollo's home.
"Tima! Why did you pick up Shu?!" Jorma said, not that he was too upset. It meant more time with his new friend.
"Have I mentioned today of how much of a featherbrained idiot you are?" she asked and her husband's usual response - a raspberry followed by a grin shone on his face.
"Jorma! It's Shuichi!" Jorrin said quiet yet still excited about their passenger.
"Uh...I take it you two are fans?" Shuichi said, still a bit shook up by the barbarian woman that acted more like Xena then a Japanese woman. Then again, she didn't look Japanese.
"Both of them are, and what the hell are you doing without your manager around? TRYING to get killed?" she said admonishing him, who had the grace to blush.
"Didn't expect to find fans of mine at an Elvis Karaoke bar. I just wanted some down time before our tour." he said, admitting to both Jorrin and Jorma that he was Shuichi Shindou, lead singer of Bad Luck.
"Tour? You're going on tour!!" Jorma said and Setima knew that him revealing that was not good.
Not good at all. She did not like this feeling.
"TIMA!!"
"No."
"Please!!"
"NO!"
"Pretty Please!!"
"Seto will have both our heads so NO!!"
"I won't give you sex tonight" which brought a very sharp look from Shu and a snicker from Jorrin.
"I've lived with your sex drive for six months. Give me a threat you can actually keep big boy. The answer is no."
"I'll talk to Joey. He LIKES me!"
"Yeah you do that. Good luck with that." of which Jorrin gave up and started laughing his head off, bringing Shu's head around and realized that this one too looked so much like his Eiri it wasn't funny.
"Where are we going?" Shu asked, just now realizing that he hadn't asked where.
"To our house. You will be safe there. These two are the only fans there. The rest don't listen to pop music." Setima said smug in the knowledge that both Joey and Seto were not going to consent to letting Jorma take off with Bad Luck on their tour. Which would include herself and Johfrit. A few minutes went by as Jorma began his chattering to Shu, who seemed just like her featherbrained husband and could feel the limo beginning to slow. Which meant that they were approaching the magic barrier that had been enacted to protect her husband and his brothers by Zeus after learning about who they enemies were.
As they all felt the tingle of the magic, Shu looked around in shock.
"What was that?" he asked, rubbing his arms at the residual after-charge.
"Explainations will require approval. We shall see." she said as the car sped up to the front of the house. When it came to a stop, the door opened and a child popped in, her hair piled high into a ponytail which still didn't prevent it from trailing to nearly her ankles.
"I missed you!" she exclaimed as she jumped into Jorrin's lap and snuggled at his neck, turning a certain pink haired man go white in shock.
"Love, we are not alone. Come. We have someone we want you to meet. Shuichi, I would like you to meet my wife Asetha. Ase, meet Shuichi Shindou-Yuki." Jorrin said and winced as a piercing squeal could be heard from his tiny wife.
"Is....n't.......uh....isn't.....she....uh......" Shu attempted to get out. He knew he looked like a twelve year old, but this child had to be one and it wasn't right.
"Yes. But it is in everything but the marriage bed." Jorrin said softly stroking his wife's long auburn hair.
"I'm not one to talk...but that isn't right." he said as they all got out of the limo and headed into the house. Inside, they could hear Johfrit complaining about something, unable to completely make out what he was saying, just hearing his tone of voice. One that got Shu looking very pale.
"E....Eiri.....?" Shu said scared that his husband was yelling and was expecting violence. Instead when they entered into the Kitchen, which had become the family's meeting place they found Arsene holding a wooden spoon and waving it around swearing in French at the very tall and heavy-set blond who was currently holding a large bowl of something above his head.
Shu not finding his husband present wondered why he mistook Eiri for this man. It was now clear that this is who he heard and was very confused. Watching as the Amazon woman, who he thought he would continue to reference her as, took the salad away from the not-Eiri and handed it back to the Frenchman, she slapped him across the arm and began yelling at him in another language. Of which the others began to snicker, making him wonder what was being said.
"Setima, behave yourself." a new voice said and Shu turned to see six new people, three of which looked like his husband. One so close to his Eiri that it was confusing to the twenty-eight year old and at that, he began to cry.
"Why do you all look like Eiri." Shu whined, the tears falling like crystals down his face.
"Hush little one." Alen said coming over to the young man and held him close. Crying boys had always been his weakness, and he could see into this one's heart that he was genuinely overwrought.
"You even smell like Eiri....who are you people?" he said from Alen's waist, as Alen towered over all present.
"I think it might be a good idea to meet this Eiri, don't you Jono?" Alen said, as Joey and Seto had already removed their jackets and Chisato had gone to put them away. All of them today had decided to take a break from working and Alen had treated them all with a tour of his home on Olympus.
"Why would it matter, Father?" Jono asked as Joey and the others sat down at the little island. Arsene had gotten himself integrated into their family as they former housekeeper/High Priestess was now currently six months pregnant and had been forbidden to be working. Being that she was pregnant later in life it was a dangerous pregnancy, but one that still made her glow with happiness. She was currently away at Isono's home in Kyoto with his parents where they were taking care of her.
"Father's instincts..." Alen said of which Seto rolled his eyes.
"So would someone care to explain to me why the lead singer of Bad Luck is standing in here." Seto said assuming his normal stance of his arms crossed over his chest and a stern look from his cobalt blue eyes.
"Because the fool was stupid enough to be going to bars without security." Setima pipped up and her husband looked back at her partly in shock at her candor, and partly from embarrassment at her behaviour
"Well, all things have a reason. And behaving without manners isn't one of them. So, little one. Tell me all about your Eiri and why he looks like my boys?" Alen said as four of the boys gathered around him. The fifth one had been without his husband all day and was more interested in the horizontal mambo then finding out a possible relative. Because from his father's interest, and the comments the child was making - that is what it was leading up to.
Ah well, he will meet his new relative tomorrow. Tonight he had a red head to pound into the mattress.
"Why do you want to know about Eiri?" Shu asked as the others had gotten him calmed down enough to sit and have a bite to eat. It was rather late, after 1am but Shu was curious. Now he knew where he had seen the boys after being introduced to the boys and their husbands/wives. Which he still found amazing that they were all quintuplets and all living with their father.
"There was something that I had heard about, from a long time ago. And I am curious. You see little one, only a child of mine would have the ability to look like me. Obviously traces can be seen, but the combination of our colouring can only come from my line." Alen said as the others looked on.
"Genetics don't work that way." Shu said in a surprising statement.
"My line doesn't depend on genetics. The parents from 20 generations ago can be all purple haired and aliens, but if the child is of my line, they are pure gold." Alen said as the others now clued into why they had not looked like their parents. With the exception of Jono being first born. Even Joey had wondered as he did not have Japanese eyes and his mom was a full blooded Japanese woman.
"That doesn't make sense." Shu said not understanding but eating the Cobb salad that Arsene had made for everyone before retiring to his chambers. Now that he was living at the home, both him and his own husband lived with the family, though his husband was rarely there. Most of the time in Egypt with the other two archaeologists in the family researching Ra's works that had been on display for the public. Though the condition of them never leaving the temple was in place, photographs were allowed by the Sun God and were coveted by every museum around the world.
"I know it doesn't but it will soon. Let's get you home before he is missing you." Alen said and then watched the man go pale as he realized the time.
"He's going to KILL ME!!!!!" he screamed as he fished for his cell phone and rapidly began calling home to let his husband know that a) he was safe and b) he was on his way home.
As the line picked up, all present could hear the deep rumblings coming from the phone and a voice that could even make Seto shiver:
"The person on the other end of this better be a pink haired BAKA otherwise I am going to skin him alive."
"UH...Hi Yuki....."
"Where the HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!"
"I'm coming home now Yuki, with some new friends!"
"BAKA!! It's 1am in the morning!"
"Bye Yuki!! See ya in 90 minutes!!" and with that Shu clicked off the phone before Eiri could yell at him some more.
"I like him." a voice pipped up
"I was just thinking that. He can deal with featherbrains." the female voice responded as their husbands groaned.
"You two are awful. Seth control them two." Jono said to his husband who looked at him in horror.
"My love you are fruit" he said as Joey began giggling.
"The word is nuts Seth. And he is. Hell I can't control them two." Joey said as Shu and the others began walked to the larger Limo that had been built by the Rolls Royce company.
"Wow - what is that?" Shuichi said as he saw the car.
"It was something that we got for the family." Alen said as he escorted Shu and the others into the car. Farrin then slid into the drivers seat and began driving towards the Tokyo prefect. Domino City itself was considered separate but with Tokyo's expansion it was close to becoming a prefect themselves. Only 10 years ago and they were a separate city, but no longer.
"What prefect are you guys in?" Joey asked as he was closest to Farrin
"We just moved to Chiyoda, over at the new apartment buildings that went up by the palace." Shu said about Tohma's purchase of the apartment for them, in celebration of their latest album selling 10 million copies in a month. Which had broken their previous record of a million in a day.
"Nice, that's over by the Tokyo headquarters of KaibaCorp." Jono added
"Yes, I remember the paperwork for it" Seth added but looked at Seto. He hadn't said a word and he knew the drive was going to be long. Which made him curious about something.
"Child, forgive my asking. But why were you in Domino City instead of Tokyo? Surely they have Karaoke bars there, and I would imagine far better ones as well." Seth asked as Shu turned towards him. Other then the man they called Alen, he thought he was older then all of them. So being called "Child" was weird. Even for him.
"I was visiting my grandparents in Domino, and they mentioned the Elvis competition." Shu said.
"That makes sense. So how did ya plan on getting home?" Joey asked as they took out some of the snacks that was in the little mini fridge. Inside was a tray of pre-cut vegetables with pumpernickel bread cut up. There was also some bottles of water that Joey and Jorrin handed out to everyone. For the vegetable tray, Asetha pulled out from the side a small table that attached itself to the floor of the car and brought up the sides of the table that seemed to allow it to be held down.
Shu looked on and could see that Seto himself seemed to have nodded off to sleep, and he could see that the one that they had called Joey, who he finally remembered who he was, had pulled him onto his shoulder and was allowing the young CEO to rest. He then remembered that it was 1am in the morning and while he might be used to being up until 3am and then getting up early again not everyone else was.
"Sir we don't have to do this now." Shu said while appreciating that with this many people around Eiri was less likely to kill him for not calling, it was late and they had better things to do. Like sleep.
"After tonight dearest, that will be last time you will call me Sir. As my son in laws have discovered." Alen said cryptic as ever. He was anxious to find out which child this Eiri came from as he was very familiar with all his children and very few of them had lived long enough to sprout children.
"Uh...okay...." and with that Shu relaxed into the plush seating as the others settled back, occasionally nibbling on the food. The ride from Domino to Chiyoda was a good hour ride with traffic but at 1:30am it was fairly smooth sailing. Shuichi glanced at the other people surrounding him and he couldn't understand how they all resembled Eiri so closely that they could be his twins. Even Tatsuha and Eiri almost looked like identical twins and if it wasn't for the fact that there was six years difference and Tatsuha inherited black hair and eyes they would be a complete match.