...well, it's been a while, hasn't it? I haven't visited with Sora and Riku in forever, since I've been busy writing other stuff. Sorry for my long absence! D:
We're gonna be writing one-act plays in English soon, so I figured I might as well practice my dialogue. And when it turned into Soriku, I figured, why the heck not post it? XD''
Hope you enjoy!
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"Hey, Riku. Isn't it kinda weird that we're sitting on a tree watching the ocean?"
"Hey, Sora. We've been doing this since we were five."
"No, I mean- without Kairi here."
"So? She's not always around."
"Rikuuuu, you're just not getting it!"
"Ouch! Alright, alright, no need to wave your hands all over the place! Jesus, that hurt...just calm down and explain what the hell you're talking about, Sora."
"S-Sorry...but I mean...we're two guys, sitting together watching the ocean. What if people come to conclusions?"
"First of all, there's no one else here; second of all, I think people came to conclusions a long time ago."
"What, really? So that's why Tidus asks me how it was every time I sleep over at your house, and Selphie always stares at us! I...I never knew, Riku! What're we gonna do?"
"Whoa, whoa, calm down! I swear, you're so bipolar sometimes..."
"But...but people think we're gay, Riku! Gay!"
"..."
"Huh? Why're you making that weird face, Riku?"
"Sora..."
"...yeah?"
"We are gay."
"...oh yeah."
"I swear..."
"Hehe, I totally forgot...hey. Are you mad?"
"No, I just can't believe you forgot you were gay."
"Hey! I'm sure a lot of people forget stuff like that!"
"People forget car keys. People forget cell phones at restaurants. People even forget how to spell other people's names. People do no forget the fact that they like to take it up the ass."
"You...you make it sound so...dirty."
"Well, Sora, if you haven't noticed, sex is a dirty subject, as is the action itself."
"As is the...what? Riku, you're talking funny again."
"Sorry, forgot I wasn't with another English major. See, people forget stuff like that, but-"
"I get it, Riku! I r-really get it!"
"Just making sure. Wouldn't want you to forget who wears the pants in the relationship, either, though..."
"Ah, Riku...what're you doing?"
"Kissing you, what's it feel like?"
"But...right now?"
"Hmm...yeah, right now."
"F-Fine...but I just have one question."
"What is it?"
"Are you gay?"