Hey gang! Welcome to my first fanfiction. Thanks for being brave enough to actually read it. This is only the first (kind of shortish) chapter, and trust me, there's a lot more still to happen. I categorized this as a General/Humor, but there's also supposed to be some romance down the ways (even a possible love triangle!). Please review and let me know what you think. If you think I should stop because this sucks, let me know, also if you think it's good, let me know that too! ^^ Also, the person to guess where I ripped the bad guy from will get… something cool! -_-;;



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Chapter 1: "Oh the Weather Outside is Frightful…"





"Titans! Go!" Robin shouted as the five young superheroes assembled into their usual formation for serious butt-kicking. Their opponent this time was a mysterious creature calling himself Sergeant Snow. This was the first time the Titans had come into direct combat with him, but he had been lurking around Jump City for some time, causing minor, but strange disturbances.

Starfire swooped down from above, star bolts charged and ready to strike the overgrown mutant snowman - but he moved out of the way at the last second, firing a blast of razor sharp icicles at the alien girl. Raven quickly jumped in, diverting the icicles back towards Sergeant Snow by the use of her telekinesis. Robin had been attempting a sneak attack, while Snow was distracted by the two girls, but he soon found their enemy had the strange ability to spawn miniature snowball versions of himself - that were just as vicious as the larger version.

The circle of snowballs was closing in around Robin, resistant to his kung fu attacks. He kicked one in the mouth, and it bit down on his foot, hard. "Ugh!" Robin tried to fling it off.

"Hey man, need a little help?" Cyborg was at his side, armed with his blaster. "I doubt these little dudes can handle a piece of this!" The snowballs made little squealing noises as they fizzled into the pavement.

"Alright!" As Cyborg and Robin gave each other a very manly high five, the moment was shattered by a very ear-piercing scream. Robin turned back toward the main battle, "Starfire!"

The icicle shower had become much stronger and intermingled with the rabid snowball spawn. At the moment, Starfire had about three of them latched onto her arm, causing her starbolts to go wildly in all directions. One of her stray beams shot into Raven, sending her hurtling towards the pavement, where Beast Boy, in the form of a polar bear moved to break her fall, resulting in both of them being smashed to the ground unceremoniously.

Robin had moved in with his Bo stick, while Cyborg recharged his blaster, the other Titans were gathering around. All they had to do was to combine their powers at once and….

In an instant, Sergeant Snow melted to the ground, and the puddle of him that was left flowed into the nearby drain.

"Heh, I guess he couldn't take the heat." Beast Boy chuckled as he rubbed a bruised shoulder.

"Somehow, I don't think that's quite it." Robin, ever the optimist, scowled into the drain grate.

"What were those… things?" Raven pondered, examining the bloody tooth marks on Starfire's arms. The Titans returned to their tower, slightly bruised and very confused.