Mario Pitches a Tent
Chapter 1: Preparing the Grounds
AN: Wow I haven't written fanfiction in a while. Uh. Hi! In case the comic description didn't…SKIP THIS FOR NOW I GUESS.
It was a bright and sunny day in the Mushroom Kingdom. The birds were singing and delivering the mail, the sun wasn't trying to kill anyone, and all was right with the land. Mario had just awoken to this beautiful day and decided that it was time for another of his world famous parties!
"But where to go?" pondered Mario as he jumped out of bed and broke the ceiling block for the third time this week. "I know everyone loves my parties but perhaps I should do something different this time to keep things fresh. Maybe back to the Delfino Islands? Or perhaps space? Hmmmm…"
He considered dozens of places, times and even dimensions that he could take his party to but decided that all of them would just be too much of the same. Being a man who's travelled through all over the world, time, and space, Mario could not decide what would bring the special sauce back to the party. Mario decided to ask Luigi for some suggestions for the next party.
Mario walked out of his bedroom and toward Luigi's room when he heard Luigi talking to someone on the phone.
"…well I don't want it up mine!" exclaimed Luigi. "…Yes. Yes I know. We should definitely figure out something. We can't keep doing the same things forever." Mario nodded. Luigi paused for a few moments before continuing. "What? You want to try outside? Hm…well, that could work...but maybe somewhere less populated? Like in a forest or a jungle. We could just take a trip there and…right! Exactly. It'd be great! No one would know about it."
It was at that moment inspiration struck Mario! He then smashed Luigi's bedroom wall, completely startling Luigi, and hugged his brother with loving force.
"You've given be the best idea, Luigi! Thank you!" said Mario as he jumped out of Luigi's window head first. Luigi sat there perplexed for a moment before hearing the faint "hello" noises coming from the phone still in his hand.
Luigi responded, "Daisy? Yeah. I think he's starting another party. Put some clothes on, you're probably going to get teleported. Yeah…yeah we're going to have to put off the trip for now."
Luigi then hung up the phone and before he could get off of his bed, he heard a whistle from outside and was instantly sucked through a wormhole. There he saw creatures of horror as abomination after abomination whizzed past his face. Of course, Luigi didn't care because this has happened every time Mario has started a party so he just yawned and waiting for the wormhole to dump him out wherever Mario wanted to have his party.
After 7 or 8 minutes of this, the wormhole opened up again and dumped him right outside of his own house where he landed on his face right next to Mario. Immediately after his crash, several more wormholes opened and out popped Peach, Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, Toad, Toadette, Yoshi, and Birdo, all who landed on their feet in decked out forestry gear.
"Waaah?!" Wah'd Wario, wondering what was going on. "What's going on?! I was in the middle of my mid-mid-day money bath!"
"Yoshi?" said Yoshi.
"-unintelligible screams of pure horror-" said Birdo.
"Darn it! We were just about to defeat Kandrana, the evil Dragon Wizard who's been terrorizing our village for weeks with plagues of coins that we can't tell if they're real or not!" yelled Toad.
"One more hit and we could've been rich beyond our wildest dreams!" screamed Toadette.
"Are you ever going to land on your feet Luigi?" said Daisy, helping Luigi up.
"I don't even care anymore," said Luigi as he dusted himself off. "Alright Mario, what's going on?" Just as Luigi said this, a final wormhole opened up and a giant, flaming bus with horns on the front of it appeared right in front of Mario.
"Pack your bags everyone!" said Mario triumphantly. "We're going camping!"
Prologue is over! Hopefully that wasn't too bad, I'm a bit rusty but once things start picking up I'll get back into the swing of things.