Edited February 2007

Disclaimer: I am not, nor have I ever been Ms Rowling. I therefore have no claim to her lovely characters. I just enjoy playing with them.

Extended summary:

The Chicken Pox. Could it be any worse? Yes, it could. Try having the Chicken Pox with the Weasley Twins. That's how Hermione Granger is spending a week at the Weasleys. And of course Mrs. Weasley is insisting on letting them heal the muggle way. No one dares ask her why. (She can be a bit scary.)

So that means Hermione is to spend that week shut up in a room with the two. However bad she thought it would be, was far from it. She's actually having a good, if somewhat surreal, time.

They decide while their locked up, to keep a log of sorts….

Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs

Chapter: 1 'Stargate Log 363333ABC'

Mrs. Weasley is collecting all the dishes from the trios room when she comes across a piece of parchment on the desk. Looking over her shoulder at the sleeping forms, she picks it up and reads it.

Stargate Log 363666ABC

Just to let you know, its NOT 3:33and and George is no longer nauseous. Its 12:54am and I was just granted permission to be the way I am.

Georges Quote: 'Okay, if you say so.'

Night Before

3:30am: Hehe snort hehe

3:31am: silence

3:32am: sigh

3:33am: Wow! Its 3:33! Hehe oh sorry

3:34am Just to let you know, I'm still awake

3:35am Zzzzzzzzz (low mumbling of Hermione in her sleep)

Its now 12:58am and feel the urge for a walk…maybe I just need to fart…..oh…..yea…ok

To much Info…I know…

Hermione and George are still awake.

I'm…wait,…yes, I'm awake.

This rolly chair is quite amusing, Muggle things can be fun.

Long pause as I am now called a nutter

Just to let you know…They are both still awake. I was mobbed by a bag!

IT WAS THE CHAIR! THE FART COMMENT BEFORE WAS COINCIDENTAL!

1:04am

George is again nauseated. Hermione made a jiggle, weird…more like a twitch.

'it was cause of the itchiness' defends the girl with bushy hair on the bed.

Yawn (poop giggle fart sneeze poof) They are finding this anecdote amusing!

Riiiiiight says my devilishly handsome twin Grins 1:12 am

LA TEE DA TEE DA TEE DA. Time goes by so slow when your stuck in a room sick.

I poked Hermione 1:17am pause

Oh, I forgot, George scratched his 'Thass' at 1:05am a thass is the spot between your thigh and you ass. Just FYI

I AM NOT DEMENTED,

HYPER.

I WAS ATTACKED BY A BRA!

Is it possible for these inanimate objects….

Your Bra is by the Door 'Mione

…To attack me?

Bored…hyperness gone….must sleep. I'm hallucinating! NO PURPLE MONKEYS!

Must be the fever.

'Merlin.' Mrs. Weasley looks by the door, and sure enough there is Hermiones bra. Taking a deep breath, she puts the parchment down and decides to ask the kids about that when they wake up. And they better have a good explanation.