Author's Notes:

And once again, I found myself making another parody fanfic. I'm quite touched when I made Vampire Knight parody, and still, I realized that I want to make you guys laugh even more, and well, yes.

Of course, I don't own Kuroshitsuji slash Black Butler. I just want to make it a lighter plot., of course, making myself, and.. if possible, you guys laugh. Anyway, please enjoy.

Brattykid has joined the conference

Scissorhands has joined the conference

Brattykid: who are you?

Scissorhands: I'm the most beautiful shinigami in the whole wide world!

Brattykid: okay, stop. I know who you are already.

Ilooklikealphonselric has joined the conference

Ilooklikealphonselric: YOHO!

Brattykid: Finnian! Do you need to be so loud?

Ilooklikealphonselric: My deepest apologies, bocchan! It's my first time using the laptop.. Bard was so kind to lend it to me XDDD

Brattykid: poor Bard. He saved his three-month salary for that laptop.

Scissorhands: eh? What makes you say that, earl?

Ilooklikealphonselric: wait? Why isn't this key working?! OMG!! I flattened the keyboard!

Brattykid: *sigh* I knew it. Finnian is always up to no good. Where are the others?

Scissorhands: what others?

Brattykid: since Sebasstian taught me how to use the chatroom, I told the representatives from other companies to log on. But they're not here so I guess it's time to sleep. I'm still waiting for Sebastian.

Scissorhands: OH 3 Sebby's going to go online?! Does he have a cam? So… you know. Kyahaaaa! 3

Brattykid: stop it, Grell. Sebastian is mine.

Scissorhands: heh! I hate brats. That's pedophilia, you know. You're making Sebby-chan look like a dirty old man. Oh wait,,, he's not old! You're making him a dirty hot man.

Brattykid: …

Theredcrab has joined the conference

Scissorhands: Sebas-chan!! 33

Theredcrab: Bocchan, I've already cleaned the rooms, repaired the piano, tidied the dining room, washed Pluto, bought another batch of silverwares and… finished baking the banana muffin pie.

Brattykid: good.

Scissorhands: is there such a thing as a muffin pie?

Theredcrab: well, Mr. Sutcliffe, if you're someone like me, surely you can invent something like that for your master's content.

Scissorhands: tch. Sebby!! That kid is getting on my nerves! He stops us from using cyber and all! I brought a really cute thong today…

Theredcrab: You know what they say… 'the seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake.'

Scissorhands: is that a song?

Theredcrab: well, Bocchan and I watched old movies earlier. And I suffered from LSS.

Brattykid: okay, I'm going to hit the sack. This conference isn't getting anywhere anyway. Sebastian, I'm leaving my door opened. Just come to my room when you feel like it.

Theredcrab: yes, my lord.

Brattykid has signed out.

Scissorhands: Sebby!! Why are you going in his room? Why don't you go in my room?

Theredcrab: as you can see, I don't even have the likes for you. Well, if you will excuse me. My master is waiting.

Scissorhands has invited Theredcrab to view his webcam.

Scissorhands: just for a bit?

Theredcrab has accepted the invitation to view Scissorhands' webcam.

Theredrcrab: O_O omfd! ( Oh my f*cking devil )

The redcrab has left the conference.

Scissorhands: sigh~ I'm so alone.

Ilooklikealphonselric: is someone still here?

Scissorhands: 8DDD

Scissorhands has invited Ilooklikealphonselric to view his webcam