Ok I got bored and thought of this. I do not own LOTR, Starbucks, or Dominic Monaghan whom this poem is about.
Just a bit of background so this makes sense: so I got bored and so I texted my friend and made up this story about Dom being a serial killer and how he's trying to take over the world. But he's gotta get rid of my friend first because she wants to take over the world as well. His lair is in an abandoned Starbucks. He has a cat minion named Fluffy and Ellen DeGeneres is his spy/servant. He is also the mastermind behind the Lincoln assassination because he wanted Lincoln's Chips Ahoy.
Here is the Poem:
One actor to rule them all, One actor to find them,
One actor to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the abandoned Starbucks where pancakes lie.
A/N: Yeah I know, sad. But hey, I was bored. Please rate/follow/comment/give me coffee….