This was written, deliberately, due to the perpetual boredom that is currently plaguing the author.
All standard disclaimers apply!
Fashion Sense
Aya: *twitches* WHY are we doing this?
Yohji: How the HELL should I know!!!!
Omi: *whines* This is soooooooo bad…
Ken: At least you don't have to wear THIS!!!
***All look at Ken***
Ken: *wearing a pink, mesh, body-tight shirt and a long, baby blue pencil skirt with pictures of unicorns decorated on it* *with bright pink, fuzzy slippers (the type with rabbit ears sticking out)*
Omi: *snickers*
Ken: *glares at Omi* Your outfit doesn't look too good either!
Omi: *wearing tight, black, leather pants and a tight black shirt with a large slit in the middle, both were decorated with stars* *frills, too*
*and half-boots* hmph…
Yohji: *giggles* Prosti wear…
Omi: *glares at Yohji, who is wearing a red mini skirt which had yellow polka dots and a white, nylon top that was striped with neon green* *with platforms (that have weird alien antennas protruding)* Oh, shaddup. Look what YOU'VE got.
Yohji: At least I look sexy.
Omi: You look gay.
Yohji: Shut your trap. I HATE this!!!
Aya: *wearing navy blue pedal-pushers, a tight yellow, shirt with an opening in the middle, the shape of a flower* *with tiger-striped boots*//damn// ……
***Nobody dares comment on Aya's clothes***
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Nagi: F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! *wearing black, leather pants with only red suspenders covering his nipples* *and black boots*
Schuldich: *laughs* Hahahaha!!! You look like an IDIOT!!!
Nagi: Well, at least *I* got better stuff than you did!
Schuldich: *wearing a frilly, maroon dress with a bright yellow bow on his head* *with little girl school shoes* Keep your mouth shut.
Brad: *wearing a white tube-top gown that sparkles because of the glitters on it* *with matching high-heel shoes* ………… //sh*t//
Schuldich: I just loooooooovvee your gown, Braddy! It suits you soooooooooooo well!! *wraps arms around Brad's neck*
Brad: *slaps Schuldich* *glares at Schu*
Farfarello: *has just ripped his red, spaghetti-strap gown to shreds* *Nothing is left, except the poor mutilated rubber shoes he was wearing with the gown and his undies*
Brad: Whoever did is going to PAY.
*****few minutes of silence passes*****
mysterious voice: I DID IT! AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!
Schuldich: Who are you, demon from hell????!!!!!!
Well, actually, I'm the author…
Nagi: *eyes grow wide* Author????!!! Are you gonna make us do stupid stuff again????
Well… yes…
Nagi: *faints*
Schuldich: Poor kid… He was so young, too…
Don't worry, I'll get Omi to wake him up later *evil laugh*
Brad: So, what are we supposed to do? *tries to avoid trouble*
Oh, just do a little fashion show for your fans…
Schwarz: *gulp*
And you're gonna do this with Weiß
Schwarz: eepa…
***Weiß suddenly appears out of nowhere***
Have fun!
***curtains in front of them open to reveal a LOT of drooling fans***
Weiß and Schwarz: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fans: *start to crowd on stage, glomping the Weiß and Schwarz*
Weiß and Schwarz: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *start to run away, but are no match for excited fans*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
~OWARI~
All standard disclaimers apply!
Fashion Sense
Aya: *twitches* WHY are we doing this?
Yohji: How the HELL should I know!!!!
Omi: *whines* This is soooooooo bad…
Ken: At least you don't have to wear THIS!!!
***All look at Ken***
Ken: *wearing a pink, mesh, body-tight shirt and a long, baby blue pencil skirt with pictures of unicorns decorated on it* *with bright pink, fuzzy slippers (the type with rabbit ears sticking out)*
Omi: *snickers*
Ken: *glares at Omi* Your outfit doesn't look too good either!
Omi: *wearing tight, black, leather pants and a tight black shirt with a large slit in the middle, both were decorated with stars* *frills, too*
*and half-boots* hmph…
Yohji: *giggles* Prosti wear…
Omi: *glares at Yohji, who is wearing a red mini skirt which had yellow polka dots and a white, nylon top that was striped with neon green* *with platforms (that have weird alien antennas protruding)* Oh, shaddup. Look what YOU'VE got.
Yohji: At least I look sexy.
Omi: You look gay.
Yohji: Shut your trap. I HATE this!!!
Aya: *wearing navy blue pedal-pushers, a tight yellow, shirt with an opening in the middle, the shape of a flower* *with tiger-striped boots*//damn// ……
***Nobody dares comment on Aya's clothes***
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Nagi: F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! *wearing black, leather pants with only red suspenders covering his nipples* *and black boots*
Schuldich: *laughs* Hahahaha!!! You look like an IDIOT!!!
Nagi: Well, at least *I* got better stuff than you did!
Schuldich: *wearing a frilly, maroon dress with a bright yellow bow on his head* *with little girl school shoes* Keep your mouth shut.
Brad: *wearing a white tube-top gown that sparkles because of the glitters on it* *with matching high-heel shoes* ………… //sh*t//
Schuldich: I just loooooooovvee your gown, Braddy! It suits you soooooooooooo well!! *wraps arms around Brad's neck*
Brad: *slaps Schuldich* *glares at Schu*
Farfarello: *has just ripped his red, spaghetti-strap gown to shreds* *Nothing is left, except the poor mutilated rubber shoes he was wearing with the gown and his undies*
Brad: Whoever did is going to PAY.
*****few minutes of silence passes*****
mysterious voice: I DID IT! AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!
Schuldich: Who are you, demon from hell????!!!!!!
Well, actually, I'm the author…
Nagi: *eyes grow wide* Author????!!! Are you gonna make us do stupid stuff again????
Well… yes…
Nagi: *faints*
Schuldich: Poor kid… He was so young, too…
Don't worry, I'll get Omi to wake him up later *evil laugh*
Brad: So, what are we supposed to do? *tries to avoid trouble*
Oh, just do a little fashion show for your fans…
Schwarz: *gulp*
And you're gonna do this with Weiß
Schwarz: eepa…
***Weiß suddenly appears out of nowhere***
Have fun!
***curtains in front of them open to reveal a LOT of drooling fans***
Weiß and Schwarz: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fans: *start to crowd on stage, glomping the Weiß and Schwarz*
Weiß and Schwarz: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *start to run away, but are no match for excited fans*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
~OWARI~