Metal Gear Job Listing
NOTE: I do not own Metal Gear Solid and Metal Gear Solid 2: sons of liberty and Metal Gear: Ghost Babel. So please do not sue me for this work.
1 POSITION
Standard soldier
2 Pay
$15,000 a week + bonuses on "intruder" kills
3 Description
Bored? Tired of TV? Want some action? Well take a trip to the three of the following places: Shadow Moses, Big shell and the odd tower Babel. You will be given a free escort to the compounds and knowledge of where not to go too! (NOTE: be specific on your job skills or we may have to put you down!)
Within your job as a guard, you will swear an oath to be forever loyal to the following people and groups: Patriots, Solidus Snake, and Liquid snake.
(NOTE: Again if you fail to obey the oath, we will put you down)
As part of a large society of terrorists, you could enjoy the following:
All-you-can-eat rations and daily free beer.
Special events such as or "50-feet-drag-and-necksnap"!
Take the chance of acting as a "human-shield"!
Be aware that the idea of coming in contact with a "intruder' you will be put in a compromising or dangerous situation in which case your survival rate drops to a sum of 12.0718%. To ensure your short life at these times, feel free to call whatever backup is necessary.
Remember the lives of you and your fellow terrorists remain only a short while from being cut short due to a USP/SOCOM to the head or a 120mph kick from a 50 ton foot or a single neck-snap! If you happen to be lucky enough, you may only end up with a M-9 to the head! (Or eye or groin).
Take note that some of our employers may take out their anger at you so do your best to remain a perfect decoy and simple for your friends to run away. (or stay if they are "wise" enough).
You will be provided a decent bunk to sleep in, a AK-74U, several grenades, night vision goggles, a radio, a toy knife and a FREE Russian uniform or even a FREE American Arctic terrorist suit!
For more information dial:
1800-798-SNAPANECK
[Thanks to Hideo Kojima for providing MGS into our lives and to me, myself and I]
NOTE: I do not own Metal Gear Solid and Metal Gear Solid 2: sons of liberty and Metal Gear: Ghost Babel. So please do not sue me for this work.
1 POSITION
Standard soldier
2 Pay
$15,000 a week + bonuses on "intruder" kills
3 Description
Bored? Tired of TV? Want some action? Well take a trip to the three of the following places: Shadow Moses, Big shell and the odd tower Babel. You will be given a free escort to the compounds and knowledge of where not to go too! (NOTE: be specific on your job skills or we may have to put you down!)
Within your job as a guard, you will swear an oath to be forever loyal to the following people and groups: Patriots, Solidus Snake, and Liquid snake.
(NOTE: Again if you fail to obey the oath, we will put you down)
As part of a large society of terrorists, you could enjoy the following:
All-you-can-eat rations and daily free beer.
Special events such as or "50-feet-drag-and-necksnap"!
Take the chance of acting as a "human-shield"!
Be aware that the idea of coming in contact with a "intruder' you will be put in a compromising or dangerous situation in which case your survival rate drops to a sum of 12.0718%. To ensure your short life at these times, feel free to call whatever backup is necessary.
Remember the lives of you and your fellow terrorists remain only a short while from being cut short due to a USP/SOCOM to the head or a 120mph kick from a 50 ton foot or a single neck-snap! If you happen to be lucky enough, you may only end up with a M-9 to the head! (Or eye or groin).
Take note that some of our employers may take out their anger at you so do your best to remain a perfect decoy and simple for your friends to run away. (or stay if they are "wise" enough).
You will be provided a decent bunk to sleep in, a AK-74U, several grenades, night vision goggles, a radio, a toy knife and a FREE Russian uniform or even a FREE American Arctic terrorist suit!
For more information dial:
1800-798-SNAPANECK
[Thanks to Hideo Kojima for providing MGS into our lives and to me, myself and I]