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The Akatsuki hide-out was silent. Each member was in his (or her, in Konan's case) room. Everything was peaceful, until a crash was heard.

"WOO-HOO!"

The Akatsuki members left their rooms, and rushed down to the living room, which was the source of all the noise. Pein pushed his way through the crowd of Akatsuki members, and stopped once he reached the front, in between Itachi and Konan. Before their very eyes was a girl, no older than 17 years old.

"Who are you?" asked Pein, his tone commanding, and his eyes cold. The girl merely smirked.

"I am… Katana! The ruler of the universe! KNEEL BEFORE ME!" she yelled, pointing at them all. Pein looked at Konan, who was looking back at him.

"What should we do with her?" asked Konan, glancing at Katana, who was staring at the ceiling, and counting the tiles. Pein sighed in frustration, and looked at the Akatsuki members.

"Well?" he asked them, obviously needing their help for this decision. Sasori stepped forward.

"Well, why not just keep her here? She's obviously mentally deranged and couldn't possibly pose any threat to us..." he said, trailing off at the sound of the clearing of a throat. He looked and saw Deidara pointing at Katana, who was shooting at the flower pots with a paint gun. Sasori looked at Kisame, who raised an eyebrow.

"It's only a paint-" he started, but the rest of his sentence was unheard, as the paint had exploded everything it had touched.

"She's cool, hmm." Stated Deidara. Itachi glanced at him, and Hidan raised an eyebrow.

"You only say that because she likes to blow things up." He scoffed, looking at Katana with interest. Itachi remained uninterested, until she disappeared.

"Where did she go?!" yelled Konan, panicking. Itachi pointed to the ceiling above him. Everyone looked up, and saw her standing upside-down on the ceiling.

"I'm cooler than you." She stated, flipping her hair and batting her eyelashes.

"MARRY ME, HMM!" yelled Deidara, trying to jump up to get her. She screamed and punched him in the face, sending him flying to the other end of the room. Then, she giggled.

"Bye-bye, Birdie!" she cooed, waving maniacally at him.

Deidara: SHE LIKES TO BLOW THINGS UP! YAY! -

Me: ... Yes, she does...

Katana: I WANNA BLOW UP DEIDARA! o

Deidara: MARRY ME!

Me: ... Masochist. ¬.¬