Chapter 1
"Oh, Bubba- it's all too much," The little piranha moaned, putting his water surrounded head in his scaly green hands.
The oversized ape stared helplessly at Wasabi.
"What's wrong boss?" He drawled slowly, forming the question word by word- scratching his thick skull as he did so.
The leader of the mall raised his head, his evil eyes glaring at the incompetent Hench-man,
"What's wrong?!" the tiny fish bellowed, "What's wrong?! Those annoying Chooks are what's wrong! For years I've been trying, yet I still can't beat them! That's what's wrong!"
Disheartened by his boss' anger- Bubba wrapped his meaty arms around Wasabi, drawing him into a hug.
"Don't cry boss…" the ape mimicked the caring voice he had seen on "Babby care" on the TV, "I'll fetch you some warm milk and a, a…" he paused- stuck for the last line of the show. Suddenly, his childish face broke into a large grin, "And a dummy!"
Wasabi let out a scream of both terror and annoyance- why, he cursed himself for the thousandth time- did he chose this, thing as his henchman? Why didn't he find a more suitable recruit, one which had intelligence?!
"Get your filthy paws of my exquisite suit! This costs money you disgusting ape!"
Looking wounded, Bubba lowered Wasabi and sniffed,
"Boss, that wasn't very polite…"
"Of course it wasn't!" snapped the doctor, "I'm not those meddling Chooks!" he paused, then whispered, "The Chooks are polite, I'm not…" then he shouted, "That's it! I know how to finally get rid of the Chop Socky Chooks!"
Not catching on- Bubba's blank eyes seemed to glaze over,
"I still don't get it boss…"
Face palming, Wasabi tried to control his excitement,
"You Bubba- are a genius! You gave me the idea!" under his breath, he muttered, "Somehow…"
The henchman bit one of his large fingers, attempting to grasp at what his master was explaining.
"Bubba-" Wasabi growled, now feeling overworked, "To capture the Chooks, I need to be polite to them."
"Yay!" Bubba cheered, "We can final beat the Chooks!" he paused, "Uh- how are we going to beat them, boss?"
Screaming- Wasabi chucked the remote for his television at the henchman,
"I am not explaining to you, for you will only ruin it for me!" the little piranha cried in anguish, then like a bolt of lightning- an idea struck him, "All you need to know, Bubba-" Wasabi grinned, baring his sharp teeth, "Is that I am making friends with the Chooks- my evil days are over…"
IS IT TRUE? COULD WASABI BE TURNING OFF A NEW LEAF?
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