What Jumba Does Best
By: Heart of Blades
The first few years went by quickly. All of my creations had their 'one true place'. Hamsterviel was away for every, no more evil creations for little girl to track down. All was at a very, dull, peace.
As the years went by, change did come. Larger girl and surfer boy were married. Why, I will never know! Despite my warning they went through with marriage. Stories of ex-wife just couldn't sink into their thick earth heads I suppose.
Pleakley continued with his pleaklyness. Still, he passed time better than I.
Little girl became larger girl before my very eyes. Strange really, with all my genius and knowledge, this simple fact of life caught me off guard.
Soon she began to spend more time with idiot Jameson spawn. While Stitch remained her companion, he too began to find more interest with other evil genius creations.
So yes, change happened, but everyone still seemed happy. All but Jumba.
Nothing new, nothing exciting! All bland, like a ridicules dry, bland…food!
I could take it no longer. By secret of night, like true evil genius, I gathered key creations and had them build an underground lab for Jumba to work in.
Was not easy building something underground an island. Underground base became more like sea lab. Regardless, I was pleased with result.
A whole lab, miles long, hidden from prying eyes like Cobra Bubbles and the meddling Galactic Federation. My experiments that assisted would never tell. If they did, was not like I would be giving anyone else portable transport devise.
At first, was very easy keeping secret from ohana and kind of fun too. Pesky guilt would try to get the better of Jumba at times, but I won that battle!
And that is being the story as they say. I work at night while others are asleep. For now, they suspect nothing.
Underground…err, sea lab has seen changes. With new experiments, upgrades were needed. New evil genius creations have not left sea lab, they are mine. Perhaps one day I will release them, cause a bit of havoc.
Then not so smaller girl or 6-2-6 or whoever else wants can reform them. But not yet.
For now, I have begun the 700 series. If experiment making keeps up, I may create an assistant to help me. Over see things while I'm away. Can't have experiments escaping prematurely.
Is ready now, experiment 7-0-0.
I approach the container and smile at the snarling face.
"Hello my little monstrosity."