First Fanfiction by me for this couple!! Yay!!
You know you are in trouble when you have to hide in a closet in order to do what you want.
You know you are in trouble when your wife bans your third life and joy from the presence of your second.
You know you are in trouble when it just makes you horny when your wife isn't around and you have to wait.
You know you are in trouble when your 4 year old son walks into your closet while trying to find Mr. Bushi, his stuffed rabbit.
You know you are in trouble when he asks: "Wha' you read Dad?"
You know you are in trouble when your wife is Sakura and you have an addiction to Icha Icha.
"Well son, this particular book is called Icha Icha Battle. You see, when a guy likes a girl very very much, or if he wants "release", he might want to do something. And this book shows some of the stuff he might do."
You know your in trouble when you see a shadow looming over you son's innocent silver head.
"Kakashi, what are you doing with that?"
"Errrrr… Well this thug came in and threw me in this closet and Icha Icha just happened to be in here, so I started to read…"
Yes, Kakashi was looking at his first and foremost life and joy. Who at this time just happened to look very angry.
"You do look wonderful today, Sakura."
Oh, yes, he was in a lot of trouble now.
All reviews welcome and I do accept contructive critism.
-Truths