Orochimaru's Weekly Saturday Night Villain Card Party
Orochimaru-Sweetheart, I'm having some friends over tonight for cards and those little hot dogs on tooth picks. You can stay if you want.
Me-Whatever, Dad(rolling eyes)
Tayuya-We don't have to watch. Let's go to my house and paint our nails.
Kimimaro-NO! She's my girlfriend! She's coming with me.
Kabuto-She can think for herself you
know. (turns to me) if you had to dress up as a taco, hot dog, or
sandwich, which would you choose?
Me-……………………..taco…………………………
Kimimaro-O…..Kay? if you don't need me right now, I'm going to listen to my Janet Jackson CD.
---At the Party---
Orochimaru-Everyone! This is my daughter, Lily. Lily, this is everyone.
Me-(waving weakly) Uh……hi? (thinking-who the hell are these's freaks?) (looking around) Oh! Hi Marik!!
Marik-Uh, do I know you?
Lust-Knock
it off, Envy!
Envy-(shape-shifts to normal state) Sorry. So…you're his brat?
Lust-Envy, don't be mean! (starts pinching my cheeks) Oh, you are so cute! He's shown us so many pictures of you in diapers.
Me-(jumps about 10 feet into the air)What?! ( I crash into a man with dark curly hair and red eyes)
Naraku-Hi Lily!
Me-Oh, hi….AHHHHHHH!!! (screaming because Gluttony is sitting on the floor behind him eating Marik)
Me-(pulling Marik half way out of Gluttony's mouth) Oh, It's you, Marik. Nevermind then,
Sesshoumaru-That wasn't nice.
Me- SO!!! I don't like him……or you.
Envy and Wrath start beating the crap out of Greed with Ryou, Bakura, and Yami Marik watching.
---Later---
Me-You know what I learned
tonight?
Kimimaro-What?
Me-Don't try to hang out with your
dad's friends….