I wrote this story, but my friend (her username is LordoftheFabulousness) helped me come up with the storyline!

Disclaimer: I do not own The Avengers or Orphan Black!

The dark night is interrupted by a bright flash of light as a man lands on Midgard. He gazes up, and smirks as the light fades away from around him. To most, he appears as an old man with a golden eye patch, adored with armor of those of a saint. But once the light fades away, and he's consumed with darkness, he transforms into Loki, the god of mischief.

Most did not see this; but alas, one unlucky soul did bear witness to this event, and it was none other than Donnie Hendrix.

He'd been sent to pick up some groceries he had previously forgotten by a very angry wife. As he murmured curse words under his breath, he was interrupted by the sight of the god landing on Earth.

"Oh. MY. God." He gasps, dropping the groceries. "Oh my god!" He yells again, now scared of having to face the wrath of Alison for dropping the groceries. As much as he would like to continue walking home and just forget about the event that just happened, he felt it in his neighborly duty that he should go see what this strange man was doing. He was a more confident Donnie now, and he wanted the whole world to know it.

"Hey! You! You… what… are you…doing here? This is a nice… nice neighborhood, you- you need to leave!" He stammers. The more confident Donnie was not working in this situation.

The strange godlike man gazes over, and before Donnie's eyes, shape shifts into a scrawnier, younger man. He gives a sharp smirk to Donnie, and laughs.

"Okay, you know what? Enough with the Halloween tricks man. You know, I've already dealt with my fair share of weird shit happening over the span of this year, and this just TOPS THE CAKE! IT TOPS THE CAKE, OKAY? JUST-" Donnie is rudely cut off, as the strange man knocks him out cold.

The man, who we all know as Loki, laughs yet again as he shape shifts into Donnie. He drags Donnie's unconscious body into a random alley, grabbing his keys and groceries.

"Time to check on those Avengers a bit more personally, yes?" He hisses to himself, chuckling.

A/N Chapter Two will be hopefully up in the next few days (I take forever to write things, but maybe I will have time to write it tomorrow!). I know this is a short chapter, but I liked cutting if off at this part, so whatever. And yes, Helena will make an appearance very soon. Thanks for reading!