Once upon a t5ime Mikelaia Anderson from da transoferms movie was polishing Shia la buffs's motocycle. She was sad bcuz his motercyle didn't work well. It was more like a moped than a motocylce. It was so tinee and disapiointing, a lot like his penis.
She was also disopaonited wit his career as an actor, becuz he suxed.
Then shia la buff, walke"d out of da baffroom, smoking a joint. "H-h-h-ey, honey" he stuttered "I just took a HOOODGE shit and I need u to unclog da toilet. O BTW iz mi motocycle cleen yet?"
"Yes hunny" sed Mikelia Anderson "I cleaned it" She had big boons 2.
"That's mi grrl" sed shi la buff. He got on his motocyle, moterboated her and drove off. "Bye hunny, ill be bak wen im done fuking mi mistress"
"Wat a pervert!" sed Mikelaia anferson, shaking her boobs.
Mikelaia sat down on da porch, cring her eyes oot. "shia la buff dozent luv mi aneemore. And his penis is small!" she wailed "if onlee der was some1 who cud make mi pussee feel like itz suppoede 2"
Den 2 transfromers drove up. It was,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MUDFLASH AND SKIDS! (noty the 1 frum retchet & Clank)
"YOYOYO!" sed Mudflag "Wats crakin mi, bitch!" he sed in a respectful matter.
"Yeah" sed Skidds "Wats up?" he sed 2
Mikelaisa opened up 2 them "I am sad bcuz shia la buff dozent treet mi lik the woman I deserve 2 b treated like."
Skids and Mupfap looked eachodder "We mite b able to help u wit dat." Sed mudfap
"BTW" sed skids "Did qwe mentioned dat wer both adolesents.?"
:"Dats make 2 mucch sense" Sed Mikealian Anderson
"No its troo" sed skids "Were both actually 15 yers old."
"Well lets git started sed Mikelaia. And then she tore off all her clothes and started shaken he r tittes around.
Skids and mudfalp trans4mored der drive shafts in2 vidbrating robo-schlongs. Complete with a pair of taky automobile nutz."
And den Skids put his thingee in Mikchelai's butt, while The other twin put his in mikealians Pusee.
"OMFG!" screamed Mikelaia. Des 2 cud do like ways that Shai la buff nevar cud.]
Skids did her butt good. Becuz he had oiled his parts be4 he started. And then they did it so munch that Mikealia orgasemd. And so did skips and mudhalp, only they orgaSmed oil isted of seman.
"That was the best sex ive evar done." Sed Mikelia.
Then they looked up. Shia la buff's annoying mom was watching da hole ting! "WTF R U doing" she screemed like a hysterical bitch. "Im gonna tell shia that ur cheetin on him!"
"Oh yeaf?" sed Mudflap, and then he pulled out his gun and blew her fuking hed off.
Then Skids transforemed in2 a car. "Shove da bitch in ma ass" he sed.
And so they put Shia's mom's body in Skids butt. "Weell git rid of the body" sed Mudhalpf "no1 will evar no"
"will I eaver see u agin?" asked mikealia in desperate.
'Yeah" sed Skids "ur BF goes out every freday nite. We can do it every nite hes away"
"I look forward 2 it" sed Mikealia
It was a perfect relationship- da 2 sexy boiys of her dreem. And shia was completely unawers. The end.
AN: I wrote dis as a request 4 1 of mi loyal fans (Das u guize). B sure 2 chek out mi other fanfics. And be sur 2 lik, fav and subcroob. If u did.