First chapter for the Gravity Loud shorts! I will be making a couple of extra shorts for the others as well. Also, give me suggestions and I might make one up based on what you said. The idea of doing this came from Bloodyninja88, so thanks for that.

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Enjoy!

Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained: Candy Monster

[The camera opens up to Dipper in his, Lincoln, Mabel and Luna's room. Dipper is holding a basket of chicken strips.]

Dipper: Well that concludes Gravity Falls anomaly #13, the Mobius chicken strip. It's infinitely delicious! [He then eats it.]

Luna [Off-screen]: Hey bro. Can you hook me up with one?

Lucas: Oh sure her-

[Something runs past the camera and both siblings notice.]

Dipper: Whoa, hey! What the-

[The camera falls over. Luna screams slightly.]

Luna: What the heck is that thing?!

[Dipper picks up the camera and looks at Mabel, who's asleep.]

Dipper: Mabel, did you see that? Wake up!

Leia: Never. Let me sleep forever.

Lucas: Some creature just jumped out of nowhere! It's eating our leftouver Summerween candy!

Mabel [get's up]: What?!

[Dipper faces the camera at the monster. Which looked like a small hairy, tanned humanoid thing with eyes, mouth and short, stubby arms and legs.]

Dipper: Look!

Mabel: Ew, it's like a… naked little man. Luna, go get it!

Luna [shutters]: No way! That thing is grody. And it's creepy.

Dipper [holds up title card.] Okay, this is now Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained, #76, uh, 'That Thing?'

[The monster in question eats candy and picks up one of the baskets.]

Leia: No, put it down. Put it down.

[The monster then licks the basket.]

Mabel and Luna: Oh, gross!

[Static.]

[Dipper and Lynn are in view. Dipper is dressed in squeaky toys and is holding a Golf Club while Lynn is wearing some sports gear and is holding a bat.]

Dipper: Okay, after waking up Lynn and getting suited up. We're both ready to capture him for science, mainly for Lisa. Also Linc was in the bathroom when this happened and I got him to cover the entrance.

Lincoln: I'm ready!

Mabel: And for candy!

Lynn: Can we get this over with?

Dipper: Get this on tape in case we die or whatever.

Lynn: Yeah, wait what?

[The both of them walk over to the monster while Luna is holding the camera. Dipper moves some candy with the golf club. He then tries to catch it in a waste basket but that fails. Lynn tried to hit it with her bat it jumps and climbs the ceiling.]

Mabel: Oh! Die mutant! Die! [Throws a squeaky toy at it but it comes back and hits her.] Ow!

Lori [comes from the hallway, looking mad.]: What the heck is going on here?! I'm trying to-

[The monster then falls from the ceiling and attacks Lori. She screams and tries to pull it off while going down the staircase. With the others going after them.]

Mabel: Save the candy! And Lori!

Lynn [laughing]: Oh man! I hope we got that on tape!

[The siblings go to the living room to find Lori in the fetal position, hugging her legs and rocking a little. She has a freaked out look.]

Lincoln: Lori, where is it? Where did it go?

[Lori doesn't answer but the monster appears again and attacks Lincoln.]

Lincoln and Lori: Ah!

Lynn: I got it bro!

[Lynn swings the bat but the monster dodges it and she accidently hits Lincoln in the gut. He gets on his knees and groans in pain.]

Lynn [apologetic and blushing]: He, he. Sorry Linc.

[Static]

[The monster is on the fridge in the kitchen. It throws cereal on the floor. Dipper, Luna and Lynn are there with Luna holding a broom. While Leia held the camera.]

Luna: Come down here you freak!

[Dipper throws a can at it. But it soon throws candy at the three of them.]

Mabel: He's wasting candy! Guys, one of you open your mouth! Try to catch the candy in your mouth!

Dipper: What? No, why would one- [catches candy in his moth and eats it.] Actually that's pretty good- [Get's hit by a big candy bar.] Ah!

[The monster then runs away with Luna and Lyn trying to hit it with Lucas behind them. They go into the living room where Lincoln and Lori are recuperating with everyone else there, minus Stan. And they all scream and run. The monster then turns on the TV with his foot accidently and then stares at it.]

Mabel: Look! He's hypnotized by the TV.

Dipper: Ha! And he dropped the candy! What a little dummy! Glued to the… to the… Oh, I love this movie.

[Static]

[Everyone and the monster, minus Stan, are watching TV, they are eating candy and the chicken strips while the monster, who Lincoln and Dipper named Bolem after a creature from one of their favorite movies, King of the Rings, eats a golf club.]

Dipper: Shouldn't we do something about Bolem?

Mabel: Candy and chicken now. Bolem later.

[Bolem eats the rest of the golf club and whimpers.]

Leni: Aw! Here you are little guy. [Give him another golf club and starts to eat it.]

Lisa [with a notebook]: Subject has eaten vast quantities of food, which include golf clubs. Question is, where does it all go?

[Soos then walks into the room.]

Soos: Oh, hey guys! [pauses and looks at Bolem.] Hey Mr. Pines!

Dipper [to the readers and audience]: Well, that's it for Dipper's Guide to the Supernatural. The next episode will probably be about getting rid of Bolem.

Soos [To Bolem]: Psst! Stan, what's he talking about?

[Static and it goes dark.]