AN: FIRST FANFIC HYPE! Let me know what you guys/girls/john Cena think.
"Holy hell I was just joking Thomas!" said Harold. "YOU SHOULD NEVER JOKE ABOUT YOUR DAD DIEING OF CANCER!" screamed Thomas, "I don't see why not I mean a joke is just a joke after all so just chill" Harold was very calm for having just been screamed at, "well some "jokes" just go too far" said Thomas clearly annoyed. The two young adults started arguing about how far comedy was allowed to go before it wasn't comedy anymore.
They were standing in front of a gas station eating snacks they've just purchased. It was dark out and surprisingly quiet save some faint sounds off in the distance, it sounded kind of like music. The pair was still arguing, "I don't like John Cena he is way to over hyped" said Harold "Randy Orton is so much better", "screw off man John Cena is the best you're just jealous" replied Thomas. Apparently they started arguing about wrestling instead. During their argument they noticed that the wind picked up quite suddenly. The pair took notice, "suddenly wind" said Harold, they both only cared for about 10 seconds before talking about theoretical physics. Then they heard something strange from behind the store, "what the hell was that" Thomas asked. "We should totes check it out" suggested Harold "k". The two men walked behind the store to see a small crater in the ground and part of a dumpster was gone, almost like it was cut off by a lightsaber then run off with. Harold and Thomas had no idea what just happened here. They investigated the scene for 4 minutes and 48 seconds when Harold was like "fuck this" and told Thomas he was going to head out. "You sure Harold I don't…" He stopped talking; Harold noticed a rather confused look on his face. "What" asked Harold, "what" said a rather mainly voice from behind him. Harold was quite startled and turned around. Standing before him was a very large and naked man. It was….. THE TERMINATOR!
The two stood there staring at him, and the terminator just stared back slowly turning his head left and right. "Who the fuck is this guy" thought Harold. "Holy hell he is hot" thought Thomas. "….." thought the terminator. After about 3 hours 17 minutes and 39 and a half seconds of staring the terminator finally said in a hunky voice "You're clothes, give them to me NOW". "No?" replied Harold. "I'll definitely give you something" said Thomas licking his lips with unimaginable lust in his eyes. "Holy fuck keep it in your pants Thomas" said Harold. "And you Mr. big fuck, you can blow me" said Harold "or me" added thomas. The terminator back handed Harold with the force of 100 angry wives and Harold went airborne into the back side of gas station. Thomas was speechless; "I am unable to comply" said the terminator. Thomas was torn between helping his friend out, or wrapping his mouth around the massive spear between the terminator's legs. The terminator then undressed Harold and started to dress himself. "Uhhh you…umm..want..to..uhh..undress. me to?" asked Thomas terrified and excited at the same time. "No" the answer was simple and crushing. The terminator then walked off leaving Harold naked and unconscious and Thomas hot and bothered and scared.