Situation Number One: Lotion
Setting: Gym (Au at school)
EREN: Hey, Heichou, can I borrow some lotion?
LEVI: *does that kick and flips off Eren* Just fuck off, Jager.
HANJI: Can I borrow some lotion, Shorty?
LEVI: *squirts it in her face* Take what you need, Shitty Glasses.
ARMIN: Can I borrow some lotion please, Levi Heichou?
LEVI: …..
ARMIN: …..Levi Heichou?
LEVI: *slowly hands it over*
EVERYONE ELSE: *gaping*
ARMIN: *hands the lotion back*
ERWIN: Can I have some?
LEVI: Why….?
ERWIN: Is't the question self explanatory?
LEVI: No.
ERWIN: *raises eyebrow*
LEVI: No.
ERWIN: *stares*
LEVI: No.
ERWIN: *stares some more*
LEVI: FUCK! *throws it and hits Erwin in the head*
ERWIN: *stumbles but uses the lotion and gives it back* Thank you.
MIKASA: Hand it over.
LEVI: Eren, get your crazed sister under control.
EREN: *whines* Mikasa, please, for me, don't do this.
MIKASA: Fine. *stomps off*
LEVI: ….And this isn't even mine…..
Author's Note:
This was inspired by a text from my wonderful friend. She was texting me about how someone asked to use my lotion, and how I responded by shyly saying 'no. please don't.' and then she brought up the idea of: 'what if that was Levi?' And this story of different situations and characters has come to life. Enjoy!
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