*** AUTHORS NOTE*** This is dedicated to MustcheBuddiesXD because she helped me come up with the idea for this. I hope you enjoy, and as always DON'T YOU PUNY MORTALS DARE READING WITHOUT WRITING A REVIEW! Thanks! ***

The room was a large one, beautifully adorned with gold and all of the cosmically crystal clear colors of Asgard. It was a truly breathtaking sight – that is apart from one thing- a large golden bunk bed in the center of the room. The bed itself would have been gorgeous had it been anything but a bunk bed, but there it stood, hideously standing there as if it owned the room it was in. While both boys looked behind them at their father's bearded face, the large blonde boy looked very excited and the small black haired boy looked disgusted.

"Bunk beds father, really?" he asked impatiently.

The bearded man looked down at him sternly while the blonde boy shoved the littler boy onto the ground shouting gleefully "I CALL TOP! I CALL TOP!" as he literally jumped onto the top bunk and hopped up and down on it.

A beautiful woman crossed the threshold "Now Thor," She began calmly but firmly "wouldn't you like to ask your little brother if he would like the top bunk?"

"No, not really."

Thor's mother raised an eyebrow and his father, Odin did the same in response to his wife, Frigga and Thor knew what that meant.

He sighed "Brother, would you like the top bunk?" he asked knowing what his brother, Loki would say. Loki would say yes, but that was okay, Thor could just torment him until he gave up the top bunk. Loki thought about it and decided that the overall risks far outweighed the benefits of a top bunk.

"No brother," he started softly "you take it" and he stared at the ground solemnly.

Thor was taken aback. What was the little trickster up to by turning down the top bunk? He didn't ponder it long though, lest Loki change his mind. All of a sudden red sheets appeared on the top bunk and similar green ones appeared on the bottom.

"Alright boys it is time for you to sleep now."

"Aw, Mom!" the two little gods cried out together.

"No buts! You heard your mother!" boomed Odin

"But Father," Loki started quietly

"!" Odin yelled. Thor laughed at his brother's expense as he ascended again to the top bunk and crawled under his red sheets.

Loki got into his bed and could already hear Thor snoring loudly. Their mother, Frigga was about to exit the room when she saw an upset looking Loki. She pulled the handsome green covers up to her son's chin and sat on the side of his bed.

"A good king always puts the wants and needs of others before those of himself." She whispered and then smoothed back his jet black hair with her hand and left with Odin.

Loki found some comfort in his mother's words and closed his eyes with a smile on his face. He decided that he would make a great king one day and went to sleep contented with this thought…. until Thor passed gas in his sleep. It smelled like eggs.