Doc Morgan: On Planet Vegeta a baby boy cries out for the first time little could he know
Jitterbug13: *Clears throat*
Doc Morgan: *looks confusingly at Jitterbug13* what?
Jitterbug13: What are you doing?
Doc Morgan: Narrating DBZ what does it look like?
Jitterbug: Negative, you had your time to shine now its my turn *looks to camera*
SUPER SAIYAN KINDERGARDEN narrated by your's truly Jitterbug13
Doc Morgan: *rolls eyes*
Jitterbug13: Disclaimer I do not own DBZ, and neither does Doc Morgan no matter how much He wants to
Doc Morgan: Just tell the Damn story already
Jitterbug13: *turns to Doc* jealous?
Doc Morgan: You wish
Jitterbug13: *looks to camera* ON WITH THE STORY
Doc Morgan: *leaves*
Jitterbug13: He'll be back
~Planet Vegeta~
A pod opens up to reveal a crying baby boy, an old man stands over the pod frowning at the baby contained inside of it, the baby boy wailed and shook its fists in the air, almost demanding for some attention.
"Kakarott was his name?" the old man asks the reptilian alien who is writing something down on his clipboard.
"Yes just a lower class warrior, he will be sent to another Planet suit to his level to destroy"
The old man picks Kakarott up by his leg and glares at the baby who cried even harder. "Disgusting" spat the old man.
"He will soon be gone and a pest to us no more" The old man turned to the alien "I would hope so this son of a-" before he knew it he was punched in the face by the baby, the old man dropped Kakarott
and stumbled away cursing.
"Get rid of the damn thing already" the reptilian faced the old man in a fit of laughter "of course he will be sent to... Lets see, Planet Earth"
The old man shut the pod and put in the coordinates for Earth, and without hesitating, launched the pod from the lab.
The old man turned around looking triumphant "Well that takes care-" BAM, the old man tripped over a lab chair and hits the floor face first.
Reptilian sweat drops as the old man picks himself off the ground wiping his robe "This job doesn't pay me enough" the Reptilian whispers under his breath.
Little did they know high above Lord Freiza, ruler of the universe, was but only a moment away from destroying Planet Vegeta. And as Freiza did so the pod containing Kakarott flew farther and farther away to Planet Earth where he would be welcome with open arms.
~Planet Earth~
Gohan walks through the forest, his normal routine, Gohan found the sight of Mount Paozu to be breathtaking.
"What a peaceful little forest I live next to, why that reminds me of the time-" before Gohan could finish he felt a tremor shake the Earth, causing the old man to fall back on his back in surprise.
"What the hell could that be" Gohan could see that the commotion had come somewhere near Mount Paozu, "what in Kami's name is that" Gohan had spotted the source of the noise and was surprised to see a space pod of some kind.
Gohan approached the pod cautiously watching it intently.
PSHHHHH "AAAAGGGHHHHH" Gohan shouted as the pod opened without any warning."WAAAAAAAAA"
Gohan sat up, he had heard what was no mistakenly a baby crying. Gohan looked in the content of the pod to see a baby with spiky black hair.
Gohan picked the baby up with a smile.
"How did you get here" Gohan said, the baby looked down at Gohan with a curiosity and with no warning punched Gohan in the face.
Gohan sweat dropped as he heard the baby laugh at the bump that formed on Gohan's forehead.
"Well I cant leave you out here, what would be a name for you…..Wait are you a boy or girl" Gohan looked a bit lower and laughed "Definitely a boy…. How bout' Goku"
and so Goku was welcomed into the home of the stranger where he grew up to be a healthy boy, and as he grew Gohan discovered a martial arts bone in him and begin to train Goku the ways of martial arts.
~4 years Later~
Goku, who was now at the age of four, had made the Planet Earth his home, and continued training with his grandpa Gohan, getting stronger everyday it seemed, to Gohan.
On one particular day, the night before the full moon, Goku sat outside punching and kicking the air, taking in deep breaths as he had been doing this for nearly an hour "GOKU" Gohan shouted
"COME INSIDE FOR DINNER" Goku came to a dead stop his tongue hanging out of his mouth as he ran inside, so fast that he almost knocked Gohan off his feet.
Goku looked around for his food a crazed look in his eyes, Goku ran to the dinner table and sat down and grabbed every piece of food he could manage to hold and shoved it into his mouth
"MMMMMMM" he moaned with pleasure.
"Goku close your mouth when your eating" Goku smiled as he replied "Ib soby granba" Gohan shook his head with a laugh "Oh Goku what a wonder you are" Goku was too busy eating to hear his grandpa's comment.
Finally as Goku finished the pile of food that had been made for him he sat back in his chair sighing and rubbing his stomach.
"You know what tonight is right Goku" Goku nodded his head almost falling out of his chair.
"It's the full moon tonight, right Grandpa" Gohan nodded to him
"So that means you have to stay inside tonight and go to bed extra early, or else the big bad monster will get you"
Goku frowned as he murmured "But I have a date tonight" Gohan looked at Goku in confusion "With who?" Goku jumped up from his chair running upstairs. Gohan sweat dropped as he shook his head "Children"
~Later that night~
Goku sat up in his bed and opened his door looking down the hallway, "Good Grandpa's asleep, time for my date"
Goku earlier that day had decided to make a twig person, that to his surprise fell in love with. Goku climbed out his window and headed to the forest. "Now if I can just remember where I put her"
Goku stopped abruptly as he thought 'I've never seen a full moon before' Goku looked up to the sky, mesmerized by the sight of the moon "WOW, its so big" Goku remembered why he had left his house in the first place
"Gotta go" he whispered to himself, but Goku found he could not avert his gaze from the moon, it was almost like he was in a trance. Goku then heard a pounding noise that went BA-DUM BA-DUM
and Goku was clouded with darkness, and that was the last thing he could remember of that night.
~The Next Day~
Goku had awoken that night sitting in the ruins of his grandpa's house. Goku to his horror had found his grandfather laying in a pile of rubble barely alive "GRANPA"
Gohan feebly opened his eyes "G-Goku take the ball with the four red stars, p-pr-protect it with y-your life g-go to m-aster R-Roshi's house h-he will welcome you, stay safe G-Goku"
Goku had taken the ball assuming the ball contained his grandfather's life, and that was the reason he had been entrusted to protect it. "Just one problem grandpa" Goku whispered "where is master Roshi"
Goku shrugged his shoulder, pronouncing to himself "Only one way to find out" and Goku left the ruined remains of his granpa's house.
"Now where should I go" Goku looked around, and finally decided to head through the forest. Jumping through the trees, Goku could not help but to shed a tear for his passed away father. Wiping away the tear Goku continued to jump through the trees of the forest, getting farther and farther away from his granpa's house, the farthest he had ever been in his life.
After 2 hours of going through the forest, Goku came to a stop, too tired to go on. He had decided to sit himself into a tree, when no sooner did Goku hear:
"HELLO, HELLO" Goku looked up from the dragon ball to face an anxious looking turtle "Do you know where the beach is" Goku scratched his hair laughing "Aren't we on a Beach now?"
The turtle sweat drops "No we aren't" Goku looks up thinking "OOOOOO I REMBER" the turtle jumped back in surprise "you do, do you" Goku nodded his head , ran up, and grabbed the turtle. "I'll take you there"
The turtle sweat dropped "Why yes, I would like that" Goku smiled and proceeded with running turtle to the beach, once at the beach the turtle sighed with relief.
"Here you guy turtle guy" Goku set the turtle down who thanked Goku "Now I can get back to Roshi" Goku paused gaping at the turtle
"Did you say Roshi?" the turtle looked at Goku questionably "yes" he replied cautiously Goku jumped up and down in front of the turtle who began to get dizzy "My grandpa told me to go to Roshi so I had somewhere to live"
The turtle looked curiously at Goku "He did? And who was your Grandfather" Goku smiled and stated proudly "My Grandpa Gohan" The turtle looked shockingly at Goku and said "Get on my back and I will take you to Roshi's house"
Goku leapt onto the turtles back, once at Master Roshi's house they discovered him to be watching a group of girls exercising "OH baby, stretch those legs real good, oh ya, there ya go"
"ROSHI!" shouted the turtle, Goku looked at the screen in wonderment.
Master Roshi turned to the two in shock, turning off the T.V in a hurry and smiling crookedly.
"Roshi you have a visitor its Gohan's Grandson, and the child has informed me that Gohan has passed away" Roshi gaped at the turtle in shock and then straightened up rubbing his head "Wonder what took that old man, well if you want to stay, my boy, you are very welcome to"
Goku smiled, he felt his stomach rumble and grabbed it, "Do you have anything to eat" Goku asked Roshi who sweat dropped
"I'll take that as your staying, take whatever's in the fridge"
Roshi and the turtle watched in amazement as Goku emptied the content of the fridge.
"What have we gotten ourselves into" Roshi murmured as he walked away to watch his program on T.V once more.
Goku felt the turtle tap on his waist trying to get his attention "I think you should look outside, looks as if we have another visiter, and i don't think we should disturb Roshi from his program once more"
Goku looks outside in curiousity to spot a blue-haired girl, she looked about his age. Goku ran outside and up to the girl "Hi, I'm Goku, whats your name" The girl looked at him, a bit confused, the girl replied "I'm Bulma, and you wouldn't happen to have a Dragon Ball anywhere, would you"
And so Goku became friends with the girl, agreeing to accompany the girl as she searched for the seven magical ball called Dragon Balls. Goku soon found himself facing a great many of challenges, that the young martial artist had to overcome.
And so another year passed for Goku.
Jitterbug13: And there is the end of my first chapter of Super Saiyan Kindergarden, Hope you enjoyed
Doc Morgan: You know they didn't *Rolls eyes*
Jitterbug13: *Looks to camera* don't listen to this grouch he's just jealous he cant narrate this wonderful story
Doc Morgan: You wish
Goku: I WANNA NARRATE
Jitterbug13: but Goku your actually in the story
Goku: oooooo okay
Doc Morgan: Stupid boy
Jitterbug13: Prove to him that this story did not suck and REVIEW
Goku: REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW
Doc Morgan: There not going to Review
Jitterbug13: Yes they are, *Looks to camera* aren't you?