Unplugging Lupe
Okay.... it's part Matrix parody, part Reloaded parody, part Revolutions parody, and part God knows what. Basically, how the trilogy would have gone if Lupe (me) was unplugged right after Neo, and the all-powerful AUTHOR was in control of everything. Hee hee! Please read! It might seem like your standard parody with "Lupe" substituted for "Neo" at first.... but just wait....
Rating: G. Fun for all!
Disclaimer: I own squat. I'm sad about the fact, but there's not much I can do. Unless.... *digs in pockets* Hey, Wichowskis! Can I buy the Matrix? I've got 14 cents, a rubber band, and a piece of lint! Let's see.... that should buy me..... *consults calculator* One strand of Neo's hair! I'm halfway there!
Please review! I like reviews!
Lupe: (is sleeping by her computer with her head on her algebra textbook, in an effort to absorb it all before the big test)
Computer: Wake up, Lupe.
Lupe: *wakes up* Huh?
Computer: Ha! You listened to your computer! What a moron!
Lupe: Woah.
Computer: Hey that's my line!
Computer: Neo, stop typing! I'm the one talking here!
Computer: No way!
Computer: Yes way! I'm the captain, I get to type.
Computer: Fine.
Lupe: ..............
Computer: Um..... sorry about that. Uh.... what's my line?...... oh yeah. Follow the white rabbit.
Lupe: My computer reads Lewis Carrol?
Computer: Yep.
Lupe: So now my computer is talking to me. Wow. This is neat. I can learn anything I want to! You can teach me algebra! Wheee! Computer, what's pi?
Computer: Uh........... cherry.
Lupe: *smacks forhead* Computer, you're an idiot.
Computer: Hey, that hurts.
Lupe: *rolls eyes* So, what are you going to tell me now, O miraculous talking inteligent machine?
Computer: Knock knock, Lupe.
Lupe: What the..?
Doorbell: Ding-dong.
Computer: Whoops. I meant ding-dong, Lupe.
Lupe: Whatever.
Doorbell: Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
Lupe: Coming! (gets the door)
(there is a white rabbit standing in the hallway)
Lupe: Computer, is this your doing?
Computer: Uh..... dum de dum de dum..... not telling.......
Lupe: Well I'll follow it anyways. (follows the rabbit)
Computer: Ha! That idiot! She's following a rabbit! Computer: Neo, I told you to stop typing!
Computer: Okay, okay. Sheesh.
Computer: Thank you.
Computer: And besides, that wasn't a rabbit. That was obviously a bunny.
Computer: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
Computer: Meep!
Lupe: *looks back* Wow, is my computer having an argument with itself? Like Gollum or something?
Computer: My preciousssssssss......
Computer: SHUT UP NEO!
Lupe: This is getting way wierd.
Computer: Just follow the rabbit, moron.
Lupe: Okey doke. *prances off after the rabbit*
Computer: BUNNY! It's a BUNNY! It's completely obvious that's a FREAKIN' BUNNY!
Computer: Oh, go soak your head.
Okay.... it's part Matrix parody, part Reloaded parody, part Revolutions parody, and part God knows what. Basically, how the trilogy would have gone if Lupe (me) was unplugged right after Neo, and the all-powerful AUTHOR was in control of everything. Hee hee! Please read! It might seem like your standard parody with "Lupe" substituted for "Neo" at first.... but just wait....
Rating: G. Fun for all!
Disclaimer: I own squat. I'm sad about the fact, but there's not much I can do. Unless.... *digs in pockets* Hey, Wichowskis! Can I buy the Matrix? I've got 14 cents, a rubber band, and a piece of lint! Let's see.... that should buy me..... *consults calculator* One strand of Neo's hair! I'm halfway there!
Please review! I like reviews!
Lupe: (is sleeping by her computer with her head on her algebra textbook, in an effort to absorb it all before the big test)
Computer: Wake up, Lupe.
Lupe: *wakes up* Huh?
Computer: Ha! You listened to your computer! What a moron!
Lupe: Woah.
Computer: Hey that's my line!
Computer: Neo, stop typing! I'm the one talking here!
Computer: No way!
Computer: Yes way! I'm the captain, I get to type.
Computer: Fine.
Lupe: ..............
Computer: Um..... sorry about that. Uh.... what's my line?...... oh yeah. Follow the white rabbit.
Lupe: My computer reads Lewis Carrol?
Computer: Yep.
Lupe: So now my computer is talking to me. Wow. This is neat. I can learn anything I want to! You can teach me algebra! Wheee! Computer, what's pi?
Computer: Uh........... cherry.
Lupe: *smacks forhead* Computer, you're an idiot.
Computer: Hey, that hurts.
Lupe: *rolls eyes* So, what are you going to tell me now, O miraculous talking inteligent machine?
Computer: Knock knock, Lupe.
Lupe: What the..?
Doorbell: Ding-dong.
Computer: Whoops. I meant ding-dong, Lupe.
Lupe: Whatever.
Doorbell: Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
Lupe: Coming! (gets the door)
(there is a white rabbit standing in the hallway)
Lupe: Computer, is this your doing?
Computer: Uh..... dum de dum de dum..... not telling.......
Lupe: Well I'll follow it anyways. (follows the rabbit)
Computer: Ha! That idiot! She's following a rabbit! Computer: Neo, I told you to stop typing!
Computer: Okay, okay. Sheesh.
Computer: Thank you.
Computer: And besides, that wasn't a rabbit. That was obviously a bunny.
Computer: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
Computer: Meep!
Lupe: *looks back* Wow, is my computer having an argument with itself? Like Gollum or something?
Computer: My preciousssssssss......
Computer: SHUT UP NEO!
Lupe: This is getting way wierd.
Computer: Just follow the rabbit, moron.
Lupe: Okey doke. *prances off after the rabbit*
Computer: BUNNY! It's a BUNNY! It's completely obvious that's a FREAKIN' BUNNY!
Computer: Oh, go soak your head.