Contains mentions of non-con. Mostly Amorra, but also some brief one-sided Lieumon. Entirely silly.
No actual smut happens, but I'm rating it M just to be safe.
"The Avatar froze on the spot as the Equalist leader strode from the shadows cast in the corner of her bedroom.
'Amon!' the avatar spat, ungrateful to be graced with Amon's presence. 'You said you were saving me for last!' Amon gave a low, throaty, sexy chuckle.
'I just couldn't wait to destroy you,' he remarked sexily, in a tone that suggested something other than destruction.
He pulled his dick out-"
"Wait, wait, wait, hold up." The chi blocker looked up from the paper in her hand. The chi blocker next to her was holding her hands up for a pause. "His 'dick'? Dick is, like, the least sexy word in the English language."
It was evening with no Equalist activity scheduled, and about a dozen chi blockers, still wearing their masks because they were still technically on the job, were sitting on benches in a hardly-used conference room. There was a podium at the front of the room, waiting for the club president to arrive, and behind it there was a banner reading 'Amon Fan Club.' All four of the walls were covered in equalist propaganda posters, some with messy red hearts drawn around Amon's head.
"That's the least of the fic's problems," another chi blocker said dryly. "First of all, 'said' is an invisible word. You don't need to substitute other words to keep it fresh, and secondly-"
"Is this going to be non-con?" another chi blocker asked, "because some of us aren't comfortable with that kind of thing. You should really warn us about-"
"Damn it, Mao, I TOLD you before I started reading that this was going to be non-con, and you said that you were fine with it!" The first chi blocker said.
"Everybody shut up!" Another chi blocker said. Footsteps were heard in the hall outside, and the chi blockers scrambled to organize themselves, hiding their fanfics in the process.
The Lieutenant entered and surveyed the room, scrutinizing every chi blocker sitting before him. He narrowed his eyes.
"I heard talking. It sounded like you were pairing our leader with the avatar again," he said.
"Don't be silly, President Lieutenant!" A chi blocker said. "That pairing is gross!"
"Good," the lieutenant approached the podium and pulled out a piece of paper. "I started a new fic. I'm still editing it, but I think it's really good so far." He cleared his throat. A chi blocker in the back started to groaned, but was shushed by the people surrounding her.
"The dashing lieutenant shivered with anticipation as Amon stripped before him…"