WARNING: Crona is a girl in this fic. No like, no read. Deal?

Disclaimer: I own no part of Soul Eater. And yes, if I did... Lets just say, I like yaoi. This is inspired by the song Alice of Human Sacrifice. So you should listen to that song. Its awesome!

Well... the sick and tragic tale- er... did I say sick and tragic? I meant loving and confusing tale begin... I guess.

You are in my realm now. HAHAHAHAAHHAH


Chapter One: The Beginning.


Alice. That was the name of the witch. Alice was the young woman, late twenties. Alice was the woman who liked to dream. She liked card games and tricks. She would trick people into playing with her. After they did, however, their souls would somehow disappear. Odd, isn't it?

She was currently residing near the outskirts of Death City. Soul protect on, she wandered into town.

"What traps to lure my new play pals in today?" She thought out loud. She went to four different complexes. First being the Death Weapon Meister Academy. She slipped in the catacombs into a little room. There she left a card. A playing card, the Ace of Spades.

Next she went to the Gallows Manor and hopped in the mini-reapers door in rabbit form. She placed another playing card under the young reapers pillow. Ace of Diamonds, this time. She hopped out in broad daylight.

Thirdly, she entered the Nakatsukasa clan's home and placed the Ace of Clubs in the youngest daughter's room.

Lastly, she went to the apartment that the weapon and meister couple shared. She ripped a card in half and placed it on their nightstands. She then left swiftly.

"Now I get to have new playmates!" She claimed as she flew back to her 'Wonderland'


Crona walked back to her little room in the academy. She was tired after a day's worth of monsters and needed some sleep. They fought hard and they didn't want to go to bed too late.

She opened the door and stepped inside. She plops onto bed, but she noticed a glimmering card on her stand. Whats this? She thought. She tossed it on the floor only to see a red shining light appear in the shape of a spade. It grew big enough to swallow her whole. She heard Ragnarok screaming in pain.

"Ragnarok!" She yelled out as she saw her weapon partner vanish into a mist, disconnecting from her body and returning her blood to red. Then she saw her soul seep through her own body.

"Welcome to my wonderland young one. You'll be with your friends soon enough..." She hears a voice before losing consciousness.


Death the Kid was already passed out on his bed. For once, not caring about his symmetry.

Without him knowing, the card of Diamonds swallowed his soul too.

"Hey, Kid?" Liz says opening the door. There she saw the closing portal with Kid's soul in it. "Kid!" She yelled. Patti noticed and ran to the source of the sound only to see a crying Liz next to a limp Kid.

"Hey, big sister? Whats wrong?" She asked.

"Call Lord Death. Kid won't wake up." It was all she got to say before Patti ran to the nearest mirror and called Lord Death.


The same thing happened to Tsubaki, Maka and Soul. The club and heart cards ate their victims' soul and now there lay three limp bodies, still alive, but not moving.

"Now time for tea!" Alice said as she carried a bag full of five souls out of Death City, and everyone at the DWMA had no clue what happened.


Short I know right. So... Whaddya think? I'm okay whit this chap. See u nxtt chapter.