HEY! It's Athena. This story is written by Artemis but, she thought it sucked so I stole it (ok. Not really) and I'm posting it sooo, all credit goes to Artemis. This was a one shot but when we wrote it in school it became to be 9 pages (now that's front and back to, so yeah) so it is now a 2-shot I guess. Its two chapters and second chapter will come right after this one's out. Hopefully you`ll like it! Thanks. More stories are coming after this one so, stay tuned.

Author: Artemis (silverwolf316)

Bata (am I spelling that right?): Athena (AthenaGrayEyes98)

Disclaimer: We do not own PJO or HoO. If we did then Leo wouldn't be Sammy, there`d be no cliffhanger, and The Mark of Athena would be out right NOW! No offense RR.

Taking half-bloods to the fair isn't a good idea. You have people on sugar rushes, stealing wallets of innocent people, and others just being…. half-bloods. Ok, so not all the half-bloods are this way, just the Stolls. It all started with Nico.

"IM BORED!" Katie sighed. All the girls were tired of Nico`s endless complaining. "Why did I get stuck with the girls group?"

Nico continued his ranting. "Because we needed adult supervision and you like 80, so…" Rachel trailed off as Nico glared. "But Thalia`s 22!" Nico mumbled. Thalia`s head snapped toward Nico. "Look Death Breath, unless you wanna live full time with "your people" I wouldn't talk."

Nico was just about to make a snarky remark when Annabeth gasped.

Right in front of the girls (and Nico) was a funhouse.

"Please please please can we go in Nico?" Piper begged. Nico started at Piper. "Uh, sure?" All the girls looked at each other and ran to the funhouse. Nico slinked behind them mumbling about girls and their annoying high pitched voices.

Once Nico caught up with them they entered the funhouse. If only Nico had stayed behind.

First was the maze of mirrors which according to Nico was stupid… until he ran into one.

Then came the bucking stairs which weren't half bad… until Katie was thrown off and landed on Nico.

Then came the dark room where you had to find your way out without lights. Everything was good until we walked through a cobweb. As they were leaving he swore he could hear laughter from the ceiling.

Finally, they were out of the stupid funhouse. Little kids started staring and pointing at Nico making him wonder what was going on.

Finally the girls turned around and when they saw him they started laughing. "What? Why are you laughing?" Nico asked. The girls lead him to a mirror and showed him his refection.

"AHHHH! WHO DID THIS!"

Now you're wondering what happened, I'll explain.

That cobweb that Nico walking through was one of the Stolls pranks.

Nico was now looking a reflection of a silly, goofy, clown.

He just stared at the horrible picture before him. Nico, in shock, almost didn't notice Rachel's hand reaching towards his face. But, he did react when Rachel's hand closed around his big red nose with a honk. "What the crap you little redheaded devil!"

Rachel looked at him with fire in her eyes. "You would know. You're his spawn."

Soon a full on war has started. The girls against Nico.

Let's move on to the boys.

The guys were having fun. They had gone on a water ride (guess who didn't get wet), went through a haunted house (which we found they had very girly screams), and they were now walking down main street eating cotton candy and drinking soda.

"My drink tastes weird." Leo declared.

"Then don't drink it." Jason said grumpily because they had given him pink cotton candy because they were out of blue. "Well Mr. Grumpy Pants, I didn't say it was bad just…. weird. See try it." Leo handed the drink to Jason. "Hum… This is weird. It's like… weird." Jason handed the drink to Percy, who also declared it was weird but, good. And that's how it was with the guys.

No one noticed the Stolls weren't there or that there were hushed voices coming from behind, talking.

"Did you put enough alcohol in it to make them a little…." A new voice came in, "Drunk? Of course!"

Laughter floated through the fair. By now all the guys had, had at least three drinks of Leo's cup (which was a double huge XXL super maximum cup of the champions)

The boys stumbling through the fair laughing like a bunch of drunken men (which they were). Their conversation ranged from chocolate milk to purple orangutans. Luckily, most of the boys were the type of people who were happy when they got drunk, except for … Jason who was the angry type, Percy, who was the emotional type, and Grover who was the "I`m so hot and amazing that girls fall at my feet" type, basically an Apollo.

Leo suddenly started skipping down the street singing "Jason take the wheel. Take it from Leo's hands, even though you don't know how to steer the magical flying boat. Leos got to go….."

"Shut up!" Jason yelled. Percy was sobbing, "Why does he get a song?" You've never loved me!" Grover threw an arm around Percy. "Quiet man! You're turning off the ladies. You can't be my wingman, if you your crying your eyes out over a song."

Percy sniffed and wiped his eyes stood a little taller, puffing out his chest with pride. "Did you hear that? I`m his wingman. In your face suckers!" Percy giggled. "I called them suckers."

Will Solstice looked up at the sky and said really fast "Suckers."

And that's how it went for the boys. Lost in the drunken bliss.

Now what would happen if we were to bring together these angry girls (and clowny Nico who now had various cuts and bruises.) and our horribly drunk guys?

Disasters, that's what would happen.

WOAH! 6 pages on Microsoft word! That's a record for me! Next chapters coming right after this after I type it up! Thanks for reading! I hope you like it. By the way the song is by Artemis. She stared singing it in class and I cracked up. It is now one of our favorite songs, including Nico`s fruit song (thanks BookReader10!). Hope you enjoyed!

Until next time,

~Athena (AthenaGrayEyes98) (1,074 words. WOAH!)