A/N: I return after another long hiatus with a crack fic. I am so sorry. My bf and I came up with this idea. So uh... This is basically a fucking crack fic. Organization XIII is a prostitute ring who believe that this is how they can achieve their hearts and shit and I don't know it's a crack fic just go with it. And I guess this takes place around Days.

Notes: Okay okay so basicallly uh each orgnization member has a prositute name and they will only be referred to such in certain dialogue only to avoid confusion as well as me dying of laughter and second-hand embarrsment. And it's pretty much a retelling of 358/2 Days... But Organization XIII is a prostitute ring. I-It will make more sense (hopefully) as it goes on.

Disclaimer: I don't own KH. Please don't kill me or my bf for coming up with this idea. I made a Discord Server dedicated to bad fanfics and they told me to go on with the idea so blame them.

A young boy sits atop a clock tower, staring at the setting sun, waiting for his friend. Said young boy goes by the name of Roxas. Well, at least, when he isn't working. You might be wondering what kind of workplace this boy, uh, works for. Simple.

There is this infamous underground protitution ring known as Organization XIII, and Roxas is the newest member. Though, when he's at his job he is known as Sexas but that's beside the point. Point is, he is done for the day, waiting for his friend, Axel, to finish his job.

"You're early." Well, looks like he didn't have to wait that long.

Roxas rolled his eyes as Axel sat down next to him. "No, you're just late."

The wind softly blowed as the two friends stared at the setting sun.

"Today makes two-hundred and fifty-five..." Roxas states.

"What's that about?" Axel asks.

"Well, it's been that many days since I starting working for the Organization." Roxas explains. "Man, time sure flies by."

"So, you got the number memorized, don't ya?" Axel smirks.

Roxas nods. "Yeah. I gotta hang onto something. It's not like I have any memories from before the Organization. D-Don't you remember? I acted like a zombie, a-and I didn't know what I was doing."

Axel places a hand on the younger boy's shoulder. "Right. For the first week, you couldn't form a sentence and you were awkward around both us and your customers... But come on! You're still kind of a zombie!"

Roxas smiled, giving his friend a light shove. "Thanks!"

The two laughed it off for a while before Axel said, "Hey, Roxas. Bet you don't know why the sun sets red."

Roxas raised an eyebrow, signalling Axel to explain.

"You see, light is made out of a lot of colors. And out of all of them, red is the one that travels the farthest. And you know why red is the one that travels the farthest?"

"Why?"

"Well, what emotion does red relate to the most?"

Roxas blinked, obviously confused.

"Why, love, silly. Or lust, if you prefer."

Roxas flushed at that. Shaking his ahead, he lightly punched Axel. "Like I asked, know-it-all!"

Once again, the two laughed it off, enjoying the setting sun and the warm light breeze, waiting for the last member of their little trio to join. A few minutes rolled by... Then a few more... And more...

Roxas looked around as Axel decided to lie down for a few minutes. This was starting to look bad.

She's usually never this late... Roxas thought.

"Seriously... Where is she?" He asked aloud, worried.

Axel opened his eyes at that, frowning. He sat up, hugging his knees. If only you knew...

A/N: Welp. Chapter One of this hell is done. And with that... I crawl under my rock of shame.

I still can't believe this is the first thing I post after another hiatus. Fucking hell.