Disclaimer: I don't own him! But I do own a pair of socks and a plant...er...dead plant in the corner...
A/N: This is just for fun while I was typing up the other story I'm starting and thinking of chapter 8 for my first story. So hope you enjoy.
Warning: Some character bashing...hehe...(evil grins)
I guess this will have only one chapter so it's a one-shot i guess you could say. Anywayz...Enjoy!
Inuyasha: Jerry Springer Style!
Jerry Springer: Welcome! On today's show the topic is: Is my half-brother gay? I never knew! mumbles If he is gay...maybe he'll go out with me then we can party hardy...
Audience: O.O
Jerry Springer: Uh...anyway please welcome our guest, Inuyasha!
(Inuyasha walks out onto the stage and takes a seat.)
Jerry Springer: Welcome Inuyasha. So why are you here?
Inuyasha: I'm here today cause I want to ask my half-brother Sesshomaru, if he's really gay. I mean he's ruining our family reputation. Not to mention he scared my friend Miroku! Miroku was your everyday pervert until he met my pitiful brother...
Jerry Springer: Well okay then...Well what would you do if you found out he is gay?
Inuyasha: First I'd hook him up with some of my gay friends of course. Then after I would obviously beat the crap out of him! That will bring...(babbles on and on about bringing him back to 'normal')
Jerry Springer: Please welcome Sesshomaru! Or Madame Fluffy-chan!
(Sesshomaru comes out dressed like a drag queen, and takes a seat...really close to Inuyasha...)
Sesshomaru: Hey everyone! Ooh...your fine! (looks at a fat man in the audience)
Fat man: Yooohooo! (waves a piece of cloth at Sesshy) Come 'ere lover boy!
(Sesshomaru stood up from his seat)
Inuyasha: (whispers to Sesshomaru) Hey, follow the script! You're not supposed to follow him! Plus you're with Jakotsu, remember? We're only doing this for the yen then we can go back to the Feudal Era!
Sesshomaru: (glares) Fine...but don't tell Jakotsu this...
Jerry Springer: So...who's this 'Jakotsu'?
Sesshomaru: He's my lover of course! He's my one and only love...
(Jaken suddenly jumps onto the stage from the audience)
Jaken: But Lord Sesshomaru! I thought I, Jaken, was your lover! Are you cheating on me behind my back? (sobs like a sissy girl)
Sesshomaru: Er...um...Of course not Jaken! I love you more then anything! Jakotsu is just my inflatable guy doll...(eyes shifts from left to right)
Inuyasha: O.O; What in...the seven hells...?
Jerry Springer: (whispers to Inuyasha) So does this answer your question...?
Inuyasha: (nods) Yeah...and I'm gonna leave...before I start hurling my lunch...(backs away slowly)
high pitched voice: Sesshomaru! How dare you cheat on me! I will beat you into a bloody pulp!
(Jakotsu walks out from the backstage)
Audience: (gasps, blinks)
Sesshomaru: Jakotsu! Eh...hehe...
Jakotsu: How dare you Sesshomaru! You toyed with my heart and now you're with this pathetic excuse for a demon! That...that pile of green crap? Why that thing is uglier then...
Jaken: Look who you're calling ugly, pretty boy!
Jakotsu: Why you...
Audience: Oooh...! Take it off! Take it off! (to Jaken)
(Jaken takes of his shirt er...kimono)
Little Kid in the Audience: Mommy! Mommy! That green poo has man boobies! Why does he have man boobies? Mommy! I'm scarred for life! My eyes hurt now mommy! Mommy, tell him to put his shirt back on! .
(Jerry Springer ran backstage, puking.)
Sesshomaru: (whispers to Jakotsu) You wanna go backstage and make out? Jaken was just my slave anyways...
Jakotsu: Nah...lets just make out here...(walks up to Sesshomaru and runs a finger on his arm)
(Inuyasha comes walking back with everyone on the Inuyasha crew)
Inuyasha: See, see? I told you he was gay! Now I want my ramen!
Kagome: He was actually right...he really didn't lie this time. Maybe he wasn't the lying, cheating dog I made him out to be...
Inuyasha: Hey! I'm standing right here yanno!
(Inuyasha and Kagome start fighting.)
Naraku: But Sesshy, honey! What about me? I loved you with all heart and the dead demons in my body!
Little kid: Oh boy...here we go. Toon in next time on Jerry Springer...I hope...Go mom!
(Kid's mom is beating Jaken up for 'flashing' her son...)
Miroku: (rocks back and forth behind a chair) Scary man-lady...scary man-lady...scary man-lady...
Sesshomaru: Miroku? Is that you?
Miroku: (screams like a girl and runs off stage.)
(cricket chirps)
Well I hope that was okay...i dunno...If it sucks...Oh well! I had nothing to do!
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