Hollow Blade: Chapter 1 -- Doominess of Sea Turtles
Author: Euro





It was a beautiful day on Destiny Islands that morning! The birds were shining! The sun was chirping! And Kairi was... drowning in the ocean.

"OH MY GAWDZ, SORUH!!!1111111one!11" screamed Riku in a preppish, girl voice. "Kairi's drowning!" he screamed, pointing to a purple-headed freak waving it's arms around crazily in the two-foot-deep water.

"Pssh, why don't you save her?" Sora argued.

"Last time Square made me go out in the ocean for the opening FMV, I was almost eaten alive by sea turtles!"

FLASHBACK

Riku: ::is standing in the water, holding his hand out to Sora, as a giant wave starts to form behind him::

Sora: ::gasps and runs into the water:: O.O!

Giant Wave: ::takes off its costume and is revealed to be an oversized sea turtle:: FOOD!!! ::glomps Riku, and drags him into the ocean and snuggles with him::

Riku: LYKE OMZZZ!1 HELP ME!1 I'M A LOSER & I NEVR LERNED HOW 2 SWIM!11 LOLZ??????///" ::drowns::

Square-soft and Disney Interactive: o.O; Oops ::replaces Riku with a platypus:: n.n;;

PRESENT DAY

Sora giggled insanely, rolling around on the sand, combusting into pudding bowls. Riku pouted at Sora's taunting. "Its not funny!" he stated in a childish manner.

Sora recollected his body back into a normal state, and stood up. "Just for your sake, I'll save her this time. But if she ever falls into a pull of molten hot lava, you'll be the one to save her, you pathetic fool."

"'kay!" Riku said smiling, completely oblivious to the world around him.

Sora ripped off his black and white hoody (though it somehow magically grew back...) and dove deep into the ocean. Liquid waves of blue perfection lapped against his body, as wet grains of sand brushing up against his feet. The beautiful sun shone off of the water. The cold mist from the crashing waves crested numbly in Sora's nose. Splashes of salt water lapped against his lips -- he could taste the salty water in his mouth. He finally reached the young, worried girl known as Kairi, who's arms and legs were flailing in the cool liquid. Quickly, he put his tired arms around her waist, and began to pull her back to shore.
Sora and Kairi emerged from the cold water, gasping for air after such an eventful pursuit. Sora lie Kairi's limp body on the warm sand, her eyes closed, and her damp lips pressed together, with strands of purple hair hanging over her face. She wasn't breathing.

"Sora, you know what you have to do." Muttered Riku, wiping a warm tear away from his eye.

Bravely, Sora nodded. He brushed his brown, spiky hair from his eyes, and put his fingers on Kairi's nose. With this, he took in a deep breath until his lungs were full, held it, then put his lips on Kairi's. Quickly, he released the air into Kairi's tired lungs.

That's when Kairi's oversized head consumed Sora's body, into a pit of everlasting darkness.



THAT AFTERNOON


 Selphie and Tidus sat in the secret spot, coloring in their "My Very First Coloring Book! (Ages 4+). They both giggled insanely as they scribbled mercilessly outside of the bold edges of the pictures, where they were supposed to color.

"He-he, look at mine, Teedus!" Selphie screamed at the top of her lungs, which caused rocks to fall from the ceiling, conveniantly landing on Ansem's head, who has not appeared in this story until just now. She held up a picture of starfish, that had green, yellow, hot pink, and burnt orange colors scribbled outside of the lines, in such a sloppy manner, that it almost made you sick to your stomach.

Warm, salty tears streamed down the face of Tidus. How long could he take this shame and embarrassment? It was impossible to bear such a heavy burden anymore. He couldn't take it. With that, he jumped from his seated position on the dirt, and dashed out of the cave in tears, shouting back, "My name is not "Tee-dus"! It's "Tie-dus", you meanie!" ...The poor child hit his head on the door on his way out.

Selphie stood there, wondering what the shoe platypus duck monkeys just happened. That's when he pranced back into the Secret Spot. "Wanna see my picture now?!" he screamed merrily, now over the issue of his name.

"LOLZZZ!!!111 OKAY!11oneoneone!1!1~~98"


ON THE BEACH

After -- somehow -- escaping the doom of Kairi's oversized head, Sora lie in the warm sand, resting his eyes. Rays of heat and warmth from the sun rained down on his body. Unconsciousness flooded his mind, as he let the sound of the loud crashing of ocean waves carry him away into a deep slumber. He lie there in the warm sand, sleeping, dreaming, slipping away into a state of un-being. He fell... into darkness.

Sora's adventure began here.

...

...No wait, it was more like here.

...A little to the left.

Yeah, right about there. ...Yeah.





Okay, I know. ^_^; It sucked. I haven't written in forever. Sorry it took so long to update. I've been busy with a lot of stuff. Such as... not doing anything. Which is a lot of stuff. o.o It is. I don't care what your parents tell you!!!

...I think I'll just shaddup now. Review, Flame, Etc!