Heero is Mine!!
By Qiana Peacecraft-Yuy
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"I want Heero! He likes me better!" Duo replied back. For the past 5 minutes, Relena Darlian-Peacecraft and Duo has been arguing about 'Heero'. It was a sunny Sunday morning and the Gundam Household was relatively quiet until Heero's name was brought up.
"He does not! At least I didn't try shoot at him!" Relena replied back, bring up the time Duo decided to shoot Heero twice.
"At least I didn't go on a cliff and yell for Heero to come and kill me!" Duo railed back. Relena's perfect teeth were grinding with anger.
"I met him first!"
"He was cool with me, first!" Duo replied. "Besides, he doesn't want to be riding around a very hot pink limo around town!" That one comment made Relena frizzle all her cool, slowly.
"Well, he doesn't want to be riding about with a beat up shuttle you tried to shape as Deathsycthe." Relena replied back, smiling, as Duo's teeth were grinding loudly. Suddenly Trowa Barton came in and tripled-flipped in front of the subject in matter. "What's going on, Duo, Relena?" He said, breaking his long code of silence.
Opened-mouth Duo and Relena stared at Trowa, before Relena recovered and began to speak again. "Heero's mine!! Duo can't have my Heero!" Relena replied, pulling Duo's long braid hard, to which he cried out loud.
"No, he's not!" Duo gritted out, as he somehow got a grasp on Relena's long hair. She cried before Trowa spoke again.
"He's just a-------"
"Stay out of this, Clown-Boy!" Both Duo and Relena said, before they started punching each other crazily.
"And I thought that Relena was a pacifist like Quatre." Trowa thought, as he went on to Wufei's dojo to work on his acrobatic tricks. Relena and Duo kept pulling on each other's hair and kept the insults coming.
"Heero wants this!" Relena said, pointing to her slim body. "He wants a woman's touch and not a male's touch." Relena replied. "But, then again, you're more like a girl."
Duo got mad and came up with a comeback. "No, he wants this beautiful triangle called Duo Maxwell." As he was saying this, Duo was flashing his braid in front of Relena who was entertaining thoughts of pulling that braid around Duo's hair. Without them acknowledging, Dorothy Catalonia walked into the room ,with her blonde hair marking a trial, set by her double eyebrows.
"Umm...guys...it's just a----" Dorothy started, as the two combatants were resorting back to a pulling hair competition.
"Get lost, Double brows!!" They both said, as Dorothy stumped past a confused Quatre who slightly cowered when she left the room. Quatre was wondering what was the commotion down into the large living room. Suddenly, he became the witness of a tug of war between Duo and Relena....poor Heero's arms were being pulled in opposite directions, Relena had Heero's left arm and Duo had Heero's right arm.
"You two shouldn't be fighting over----" Quatre started before Duo dropped Heero's arm and took out a little scythe and started to chase Quatre around the room, as Relena hugged Heero possessively. Dorothy came back to the door, only to have Quatre take her arm and leave the hallway down towards Dorothy's room. Hilde came in from the kitchen to find them fighting still.
"Umm...Duo? Duo? DUO!!!??!!!" Hilde yelled, wondering if he'll stop, fighting Relena over the possession of Heero.
"I WANT HEERO!!" Duo yelled, to Relena.
"You can't have him! Get someone else." Relena replied, grabbing Heero, and slightly pulling him away from the braided pilot. At this point Hilde was both looking at the Shinigami and the Dove, before speaking her mind. She looked at Heero, before speaking her words. "He's just a---"
"Shut up!" Both of them said violently. Shying away, Hilde walked back towards the door to the library. "He's Heero!!!" Relena and Duo replied at the same time they were tugging poor Heero back and forth. As the sound continue throughout the house, everyone decided it was time to go to the living room. Well...everyone except Heero.
After another long hour of the two people arguing, Heero walked in the house from helping Dr. J with his new arm. Hilde muttered that some people should grow up, as Heero stepped up to the two fighting friends. Grunting, he quietly walked up to Relena and Duo.
"Heero is mine!!!" Relena yelled boldly as everyone was at the door.
Heero took a step forward and pulled his gun out. "It's--it's just a plain-old teddy bear!" Heero said loudly, before cocking his gun to aim for the dirty stuff animal. Both Relena and Duo stopped arguing and Heero picked up 'Heero' before giving it to Relena. Heero walked off to his room upstairs, and closed his door. Relena stuck her tongue out to Duo before going off with her little prize called Heero. Duo slightly yelled before sulking off to his room.
Releena--1, Duo--0
~~~A NOTE: I do not own Gundam Wing, but I love it so much. I give my hats off to the creators down at Sunrise, Sotsu and ANB for making it. Send me rants, raves, Gundam Model Kits, Heero, candy...and maybe even kisses. Thanks!!!!~~~~