By: Caroline Jones
Word Count: 553
England's First and THAT TIME
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA, EVEN THOUGH I REALLY WISH I DID!
The world meeting was going just like any other, chaos. Germany was trying to calm everyone down, aka screeching above all the nations, and Italy was hungry for pasta. America and Britain were locked in a heated discussion, and it attracted some attention.
"I'm tired of everyone telling me I'm inexperienced! I'm totally experienced!" America yelled at his former brother.
"Yeah, right. Tell that to me once you wake up in the back of someone else's car with an ear-splitting headache. Then, I might believe you, Idiot." Britain's voice raised slightly, his temper was going to boil over like his tea earlier that morning.
"At least my first wasn't Francis," the American's friend, Kiku Honda's eyes widen in surprise. By this time most of the world was paying attention to the duo's 'friendly conversation.'
"¿Que? Kiku, you did not know! I thought everyone did," The smiling Spaniard proclaimed to Romano, who was sitting next to him.
"HA, you owe me a hundred dollars and a new manga collection! Pay up Honda!" Elizabeta demanded to the Japanese man across the table.
"This is the last time I make a bet with you, Miss Hungary."
"YOU BET ON WHO MY FIRST WAS?! AND I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS FRANCIS!" Arthur denied the claims ferociously like the Empire he used to be.
"Angleterre~ I remember it very well. Shall I describe everything in vivid detail incase you forgot, mon cher," The perverted Frenchman seductively stated from next to Artie. His blue eyes lost in nostalgia.
"Yes" Hungary yelled.
"NO, YOU FROG!" England screamed at the same time as Elizabeta.
"Okay, I shall tell you." Hungary produced a notebook and Japan one as well. The trio went over to have a side conversation.
"NO! God I feel like I'm going to be sick," America fake gagged with his brother. They shared the view of NEVER wanting to hear of how their mother lost his virginity, along with all of England and France's old colonies.
"WHY IS THIS EVEN THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION!" Kirkland's voice was drown out by Francis' detailed recount of topping said country
"Big Brother, what is everyone talking about?" Young Lili looked up at Switzerland a look of pure innocence on her face.
"NOTHING! JUST GO BACK TO YOUR COLORING!" Vash looked at all of those around him, gathered their attention, grabbed his shotgun and mouthed, "IF YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS I WILL MURDER YOU RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW."
However, some were still deeply involved his France's memory.
"Aww! How romantic," Feliciano cooed, looking at his Big Brother Francis and then at Ludwig.
"ITALY, stay out of this!" Luddy told his partner.
"I agree, iQue adorable!" Antonio was lost in the tale.
"DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, BAGUETTE BASTARD" Lovi yelled at the Frenchman for giving his boyfriend ideas for the bed.
"He hasn't JUST been with me, you know," Franny winked, towards Austria, as he told the room.
"GET SOME, EYEBROWS!" Prussia told the unawesome nation.
"BLOODY HELL, SHUT UP YOU DEAD BEAT!"
"Iggy, dude, you never said whose car you ended up in," America peeped in for the first time in two minutes, a record for the loud mouth.
"Well, it wa-"
"ENGLAND WE ARE LEAVING!" Queen Elizabeth II said as she dragged the blond nation out of the conference room.
LE FIN