Yuffie has a rare disease, and must travel to the real world to undergo treatment! *cringe* I can't believe I'm taking her there, but without her my fics would be kaput!
Yuffie: Thats right mister!
Anyways.............on to the story.
Yuffie Does The Real World
By Moi ô¿ô
At the North Crater..........
Cloud: Are you sure you want to do this?
Moi ô¿ô: No. But if it'll save my future stories, then I have no choice......
Yuffie: *cough* *wheeze*
Cid comes running out onto the deck of the Highwind.
Cid: I finished it! *drags out a big metal pod*
Tifa: What is it?
Cid: Whats it ^%$#'n look like??
Sephy: Personally, I think it looks like a big supository.
Cid: Almost! I built it so The Great...err.. Moi ô¿ô can ride through the dimensional butthole in it. I call it........"The Rectal Rocket!"
Moi ô¿ô: Awww. Thanks guys! I almost don't wanna go back to the real world......
Yuffie: Speak for yourself......
Moi ô¿ô: I'd let you ride Yuffie, *climbs into the big metal pod* but its just too small.
Yuffie: ......mumble....grumble......
Moi ô¿ô: *closes the Rectal Rocket door, and gets pushed over the side of the cliff, into the big butt shaped stone mass below*
Yuffie: Bombssawayy.....*jumps over the side*
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Moi ô¿ô: *gets out of the Rectal Rocket, and looks around* Yuffie??
Yuffie: AHHHHHHH!!!! *runs up to Moi ô¿ô*
Moi ô¿ô: What?!??
Yuffie: I got poop on me!! *clutches Moi ô¿ô*
Moi ô¿ô: Ack! Get off me!.......So where are we?
Yuffie: *looks around* On some big green lady's head.
Moi ô¿ô: Uh-oh......*looks over the side, and hears people screaming*
Person 1: AHHHHHHHH!!! Aliens!!!!
Person 2: Its the war of the worlds!!!!
Moi ô¿ô: *hits himself in the head* Knew this was a bad idea.......
Yuffie: How do we get down?
Moi ô¿ô: Uhhh......Don't you have some kinda materia that'll take care of that?
Yuffie: Maaaaaybe! *gets them down by riding on Bahamut's back*
Yuffie: Thanks! Luv ya!
Bahamut: Last time you called me you couldn't open a jar of Zolom steak sauce, only call me for important matters.....
Moi ô¿ô: Uhh sorry about that.
Bahamut dissappears.
Yuffie: Where'd all the people go? *cough*
Moi ô¿ô: Probably to see a medical specialist, which is where I'd like to get you.
Somehow they get to the hospital, and Yuffie is cured.
Moi ô¿ô: You ready to go back you your world yet?
Yuffie: *stands there with a look on her face*
Moi ô¿ô: Yuffie?
Yuffie: *stands there with a look on her face*
Moi ô¿ô: Yuffie?!?
Yuffie: *stands there with a look on her face*
Moi ô¿ô: *pokes Yuffie, and the cardboard cut-out falls over* Great.......... Where could she be??
Somewhere in Bloomingdales.......
Yuffie: *looks around* What a bunch of weirdos...... And what is this strange money? *looks at the money she swiped from people*
Yuffie walks across the street to a coffee shop.
Yuffie: I'd like ummmm.....4 ethers, and 5 hi potions, and a soft please.
Clerk: *chews on her gum incessantly* Now, ma'm, we don't have any of that.
Yuffie: What kinda store is this!? What do you have?
Clerk: We have *rattles off about 27 types of coffee*
Yuffie: Ok.....I'll try a Caffe Latte.....
Clerk: That'll be 2 even.
Yuffie: Its that cheap?!?!? Dang.....*hands the clerk 2 gill*
Clerk: Wha?? Uhhh Miss?
Yuffie: *sits down, sipps the coffee, and spits it back out almost right away* Ick! Tastes like *flashes back to the time Hojo kissed her* Nah.....its not that bad.....*thinks about a Molboro taking a crap* Thats more like it!
Yuffie throws the coffee away, and leaves while everyone stares at her as though she's just committed a crime.
Yuffie: Heeey! *her face lights up*
Yuffie returns to the Statue of Liberty
Yuffie: Nyuk nyuk nyuk.....
Moi ô¿ô: Yuffie!! *runs up to her* What did you do? Have the 3rd world countries declared war yet?
Yuffie: Watch this! *throws a bottle of Soft at the Statue of Liberty*
Moi ô¿ô: A soft! NOO!!
The Statue of Liberty begins to turn into a real woman.
Yuffie: Heeee!
Moi ô¿ô: Oh crud......
Liberty: So, which one of ya brought me back?
Yuffie: The best looking one here!! *jumps up and down*
Liberty: *immeadiately looks to Moi ô¿ô*
Yuffie: Grrrr........
Moi ô¿ô: Uhhh....uh....uhhh....hi.....
Liberty: He speaks! Oh Great one, is there anything I can do for you?
Moi ô¿ô: Ugghh....I got enough of that back in your world, Yuffie.... *takes Yuffie's basilisk claw camera, and takes Liberty's picture, returning her to normal*
Yuffie's materia detector suddenly goes insane.
Yuffie: Heeey! Theres materia here! You must have switched on my detector.
Moi ô¿ô: Wha?? Can't be......
Yuffie: By the Da Chao's sneer!! This whole planet's one big materia orb!!!!!
Moi ô¿ô: WHAT!?! Impossible! How would you equip it?
Yuffie: *dives on the ground, face first, and activates the materia*
The Earth bursts into flames.
Moi ô¿ô: Good one........
Yuffie: *gets up* Hmmm must be some kind of self-destrusting materia......
Moi ô¿ô: Lets go back to your world....cuz mine is kinda burning....
Yuffie: Not a problem! *summons Typoon, who puts a tornado around them, and transports them back to the crater*
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Cloud: Two 3's...... *tries to keep a straight face*
Tifa: One 4......*tries to keep a straight face*
Aeris: Sephiroth crap!
Tifa: Aww shoot! *takes all the cards that were laid down*
Sephy: I hate that game......
A portal opens, and Moi ô¿ô and Yuffie fall out
Cloud: Moi ô¿ô!! Yuffie!!
Moi ô¿ô: Owww....that really takes it outta ya.....
Yuffie: Hey guys!!!
Cid: Looks like she survived that disease........
Everyone: *Groans*
Yuffie: *Grins like a 3-year-old*
THE END ô¿ô!
Yuffie: Thats right mister!
Anyways.............on to the story.
Yuffie Does The Real World
By Moi ô¿ô
At the North Crater..........
Cloud: Are you sure you want to do this?
Moi ô¿ô: No. But if it'll save my future stories, then I have no choice......
Yuffie: *cough* *wheeze*
Cid comes running out onto the deck of the Highwind.
Cid: I finished it! *drags out a big metal pod*
Tifa: What is it?
Cid: Whats it ^%$#'n look like??
Sephy: Personally, I think it looks like a big supository.
Cid: Almost! I built it so The Great...err.. Moi ô¿ô can ride through the dimensional butthole in it. I call it........"The Rectal Rocket!"
Moi ô¿ô: Awww. Thanks guys! I almost don't wanna go back to the real world......
Yuffie: Speak for yourself......
Moi ô¿ô: I'd let you ride Yuffie, *climbs into the big metal pod* but its just too small.
Yuffie: ......mumble....grumble......
Moi ô¿ô: *closes the Rectal Rocket door, and gets pushed over the side of the cliff, into the big butt shaped stone mass below*
Yuffie: Bombssawayy.....*jumps over the side*
|§|§|§|§|§|§|Portal sequence|§|§|§|§|§|§|
Moi ô¿ô: *gets out of the Rectal Rocket, and looks around* Yuffie??
Yuffie: AHHHHHHH!!!! *runs up to Moi ô¿ô*
Moi ô¿ô: What?!??
Yuffie: I got poop on me!! *clutches Moi ô¿ô*
Moi ô¿ô: Ack! Get off me!.......So where are we?
Yuffie: *looks around* On some big green lady's head.
Moi ô¿ô: Uh-oh......*looks over the side, and hears people screaming*
Person 1: AHHHHHHHH!!! Aliens!!!!
Person 2: Its the war of the worlds!!!!
Moi ô¿ô: *hits himself in the head* Knew this was a bad idea.......
Yuffie: How do we get down?
Moi ô¿ô: Uhhh......Don't you have some kinda materia that'll take care of that?
Yuffie: Maaaaaybe! *gets them down by riding on Bahamut's back*
Yuffie: Thanks! Luv ya!
Bahamut: Last time you called me you couldn't open a jar of Zolom steak sauce, only call me for important matters.....
Moi ô¿ô: Uhh sorry about that.
Bahamut dissappears.
Yuffie: Where'd all the people go? *cough*
Moi ô¿ô: Probably to see a medical specialist, which is where I'd like to get you.
Somehow they get to the hospital, and Yuffie is cured.
Moi ô¿ô: You ready to go back you your world yet?
Yuffie: *stands there with a look on her face*
Moi ô¿ô: Yuffie?
Yuffie: *stands there with a look on her face*
Moi ô¿ô: Yuffie?!?
Yuffie: *stands there with a look on her face*
Moi ô¿ô: *pokes Yuffie, and the cardboard cut-out falls over* Great.......... Where could she be??
Somewhere in Bloomingdales.......
Yuffie: *looks around* What a bunch of weirdos...... And what is this strange money? *looks at the money she swiped from people*
Yuffie walks across the street to a coffee shop.
Yuffie: I'd like ummmm.....4 ethers, and 5 hi potions, and a soft please.
Clerk: *chews on her gum incessantly* Now, ma'm, we don't have any of that.
Yuffie: What kinda store is this!? What do you have?
Clerk: We have *rattles off about 27 types of coffee*
Yuffie: Ok.....I'll try a Caffe Latte.....
Clerk: That'll be 2 even.
Yuffie: Its that cheap?!?!? Dang.....*hands the clerk 2 gill*
Clerk: Wha?? Uhhh Miss?
Yuffie: *sits down, sipps the coffee, and spits it back out almost right away* Ick! Tastes like *flashes back to the time Hojo kissed her* Nah.....its not that bad.....*thinks about a Molboro taking a crap* Thats more like it!
Yuffie throws the coffee away, and leaves while everyone stares at her as though she's just committed a crime.
Yuffie: Heeey! *her face lights up*
Yuffie returns to the Statue of Liberty
Yuffie: Nyuk nyuk nyuk.....
Moi ô¿ô: Yuffie!! *runs up to her* What did you do? Have the 3rd world countries declared war yet?
Yuffie: Watch this! *throws a bottle of Soft at the Statue of Liberty*
Moi ô¿ô: A soft! NOO!!
The Statue of Liberty begins to turn into a real woman.
Yuffie: Heeee!
Moi ô¿ô: Oh crud......
Liberty: So, which one of ya brought me back?
Yuffie: The best looking one here!! *jumps up and down*
Liberty: *immeadiately looks to Moi ô¿ô*
Yuffie: Grrrr........
Moi ô¿ô: Uhhh....uh....uhhh....hi.....
Liberty: He speaks! Oh Great one, is there anything I can do for you?
Moi ô¿ô: Ugghh....I got enough of that back in your world, Yuffie.... *takes Yuffie's basilisk claw camera, and takes Liberty's picture, returning her to normal*
Yuffie's materia detector suddenly goes insane.
Yuffie: Heeey! Theres materia here! You must have switched on my detector.
Moi ô¿ô: Wha?? Can't be......
Yuffie: By the Da Chao's sneer!! This whole planet's one big materia orb!!!!!
Moi ô¿ô: WHAT!?! Impossible! How would you equip it?
Yuffie: *dives on the ground, face first, and activates the materia*
The Earth bursts into flames.
Moi ô¿ô: Good one........
Yuffie: *gets up* Hmmm must be some kind of self-destrusting materia......
Moi ô¿ô: Lets go back to your world....cuz mine is kinda burning....
Yuffie: Not a problem! *summons Typoon, who puts a tornado around them, and transports them back to the crater*
|§|§|§|§|§|§|Portal sequence|§|§|§|§|§|§|
Cloud: Two 3's...... *tries to keep a straight face*
Tifa: One 4......*tries to keep a straight face*
Aeris: Sephiroth crap!
Tifa: Aww shoot! *takes all the cards that were laid down*
Sephy: I hate that game......
A portal opens, and Moi ô¿ô and Yuffie fall out
Cloud: Moi ô¿ô!! Yuffie!!
Moi ô¿ô: Owww....that really takes it outta ya.....
Yuffie: Hey guys!!!
Cid: Looks like she survived that disease........
Everyone: *Groans*
Yuffie: *Grins like a 3-year-old*
THE END ô¿ô!