Ben and Annie's Excellent Adventure
Palpatine: "Now, young Skywalker, kill Obi-GYN and take your place by my side!"
Anakin: "Never, your majesty-dude! He's like a father to me and stuff."
OB-GYN: "Awesome! I'm totally yer daddy, Annie!"
Palpatine: "Oh, please. You Jedi make me sick. Every day is learn this, and learn that. And I just hate it when you do that 'air-guitar' thing!"
OB and Anakin look at each other and break into an air-guitar riff, "Excellent!"
Palpatine: "Enough! Today you die, OB-GYN! Anakin, kill him now! He's been making moves on your girl!"
Anakin: "No way! You've been kissing my princess?"
OB-GYN: "No! I swear! I was just testing her. Annie... she is with child."
Anakin: "Dude! That is not cool!"
FX: lightsabers flash and cross for several minutes, until Anakin is pushed to a lake of molten lava.
Anakin: "Dude. Bummer. First you make it with my wife, and now you get to kill me."
OB-GYN: "Anakin. When I said that your wife was pregnant, I did not mean that I was the father."
Anakin: "No way! You mean that green muppet did her?! He rocks!"
Both Anakin and OB-GYN do another air-riff, allowing Anakin to fall to his doom.
Palpatine: "I lose more students that way. Say, OB-GYN. How would you like a job. It's got a wicked dental plan and there's plenty of babes."
OB-GYN: "Can I choose a cool name this time?"
Palpatine: "Of course, my apprentice."
OB-GYN: "Then from now on, I am going to be DARTH BOARD!"
Palpatine (shaking his head is dismay): "The things I put up with in my pursuit of evil."
End Scene.