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So I kinda decided to make a oneshot-story request thing, mainly because I need to polish my writing skills and it's been going well for some other people so I just jumped on the bandwagon. Feel free to comment/review with a ship or just a few characters and any of the starters below! You don't have to type it, just put the number and ship/characters. I'll put them in Human!Verse, so make sure to specify a M!A if wanted. !SOME OF THESE MAY BE NSFW- PROCEED WITH CAUTION!
1.) ❝ You're the best thing that's ever happened to me. ❞
2.) ❝ You are my sun, moon, and stars. ❞
3.) ❝ I can't believe that you would do this to me! ❞
4.) ❝ I'm sorry, but have we met before? ❞
5.) ❝ What's the magic word? ❞
6.) ❝ You're as cute as a teddy bear! ❞
7.) ❝ Please, don't do this! ❞
8.) ❝ Nobody make's my choices. ❞
9.) ❝ Stay out of this. ❞
10.) ❝ This doesn't concern you. ❞
11.) ❝ Just mind your own business! ❞
12.) ❝ Do you remember when we first met? ❞
13.) ❝ Crap – I chipped my nail! Again. ❞
14.) ❝ Does this smell funny to you? ❞
15.) ❝ This isn't the Hunger Games. You can make it two more blocks. ❞
16.) ❝ Woah – did you see that? ❞
17.) ❝ Is that piss on your bed? ❞
18.) ❝ Did you know that it says gullible on the ceiling? ❞
19.) ❝ Your nose is bleeding –! ❞
20.) ❝ You punch like a girl. ❞
21.) ❝ Is that supposed to be a bad thing? ❞
22.) ❝ This is the part where you leave me alone. ❞
23.) ❝ Remind me never to drink again. ❞
24.) ❝ You're a very loud orgasimer. ❞
25.) ❝ Hey – this is my sandwich. ❞
26.) ❝ Hate to be the one to break it to you, but your terrible in bed. ❞
27.) ❝ Dude, your sunburn is hilarious. ❞
28.) ❝ I might suck, but you swallow. ❞
29.) ❝ I can't believe that i'm stuck in here with you. ❞
30.) ❝ I didn't hear you knock. ❞
31.) ❝ You just smacked me in the face – with a gold club! ❞
32.) ❝ A stapler, really? ❞
33.) ❝ This sticker smells like bananas. ❞
34.) ❝ Dinner's ready! ❞
35.) ❝ If I knew you wouldn't beat me up, I'd make a comment on your ass. ❞
36.) ❝ Can you not? ❞
37.) ❝ This is the funniest thing i've seen today! ❞
38.) ❝ Why do the bad guys always get the unhappy ending? ❞
39.) ❝ I'm going to make you scream my name. ❞
40.) ❝ If you don't stop pulling, you'll rip out all your hair. ❞
41.) ❝ Mind putting aloe on my back for me? ❞
42.) ❝ That outfit reminds me of Lady Gaga. ❞
43.) ❝ I wish we can just be alone. ❞
44.) ❝ I told you already: I don't want to watch a drama movie. ❞
45.) ❝ You aren't supposed to be in here! ❞
46.) ❝ Never let me go, promise? ❞
47.) ❝ I'd so fuck that. ❞
48.) ❝ Here comes the airplane! ❞
49.) ❝ What are you turning into – superman? ❞
50.) ❝ I can't be with you anymore. ❞
51.) ❝ I want to buy a zoo. ❞
52.) ❝ What do you have against zebras? ❞
53.) ❝ That color looks terrible on you. ❞
54.) ❝ Since when did you dye your hair? ❞
55.) ❝ Who want's to live in New Jersey? ❞
56.) ❝ You're eyes are my favorite thing about you. ❞
57.) ❝ The stove caught on fire! ❞
58.) ❝ Stop laughing! ❞
59.) ❝ You cheated on me! ❞
60.) ❝ Please, just calm down. ❞
61.) ❝ You can't pull this off. ❞
62.) ❝ I'd kill a whole city just to be with you. ❞
63.) ❝ You're making a scene. ❞
64.) ❝ I like it doggy style the best. ❞
65.) ❝ You up to play some chicken? ❞
66.) ❝ Aww c'mon. It's not like you haven't seen my boobs before. ❞ 67.) ❝ I hate swimming. ❞
68.) ❝ Don't be such a party pooper. ❞
69.) ❝ Hey – you dropped this. ❞
70.) ❝ How many months do you have left? ❞