A/N: Alright, this is my first fic, so be gentle! this is just crack. complete and utter crack. I personally don't find it to be that creative either, but i'll just have to wait and see what you guys think. It's very short, I know. Read on, dearies!

Something in the universe universe shifted, and the Planet Earth went hurdling towards its' end.

This was all because of something that happened to five very extraordinary people.

This could not be corrected. Unless, of course, it was corrected.

Somehow.

But it seemed an impossibility.

What, you ask, is this event? This event that seems to be the end of everything we know and love?

For starters, Mail 'Matt' Jeevas was seen a) without an electronic device somewhere on or near his persona and b) wearing polka-dots.

Mihael 'Mello' Keehl was wearing Hollister. And his hair was cut to reach just the tip of his ears. Surfer style.

Nate 'Near' Rivers was wearing black. Not black pajamas, either. Black skinny jeans. A band tshirt. His hair was also dyed black.

L Lawliet was standing up straight, not a bag to be seen under wide coal eyes. His hair was perfectly tame, and styled to hang over one eye.

Light Yagami was wearing ripped jeans and a very large hoodie. His hair was sticking out in every direction, and he had a chipped nail.

The only explanation Roger could think of was that it was just a 'phase.' After all, youngsters always go through phases, right? The only thing he couldn't explain was why L and Light were going through phases, at their ages.

But we, at the Inter-Galactic Federation of Fucking With Humans, know the real cause of this event.

What we didn't know was that this Fuck-Up™ would send Planet Earth to its' doom.

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A/N: Okay, so what'd you think? I want at least one review so i know whether to continue or not. But that's just a one-time thing. I don't particularly like it when people say "No update until --insert number here-- reviews!"

Btw, what's going to happen here is i'm just going to post random crack i think of… some of it will be more than one chapter, in which case I'll label the chapters for you so you know what is what.

This particular one about the Fuck-Up™ will be a couple of chapters, i'm thinking.