It's a wonderful day today it's July 12, 1993 the suns out not a cloud in the sky the bullet's are flying random terrorists are dying the roads are flowing with blood the walls are painted with brain matter, severed heads are rolling, just perfect and then my cellphone rang right as the last asshole got gutted on my sword "Hello" i said " there's a baby on your door step in a golden cradle there's a note saying she's your daughter" said a concerned feminine voice on the other side of the phone "okay just let me finish my job and i'll be there as fast as i can" as i put my phone away i kick open a door and there tied to a chair is the reporter niece of the rich bitch who paid me to rescue her "Hay" i said as she looked up and asked "wh-wh-who are y-y-you"she said with tears in her eye's "My name's Deadpool and i'm here to help you" as i finish saying that with a loud yell some ass hat runs at me and jumps over a table as he lands i shoot him in the dick twice and he fell back breaking the table "my how the tables have turned you go from being the leader of this place to a dick less dough laying on the floor just lay there and think about how your life went" with that done i went to the girl and got her to her aunt skip a little time and i'm back at my house on my private island that i had built 30 minutes away from New York city by helicopter as i land i go and see this mystery girl and in the guest room is someone i hadn't seen in a couple of months "Ms. Athena what are you doing here" i said to my teacher from when i took a modern warfare class at West point 4 months back to brush up on my knowledge and degree "Hello naruto it's been a while this is our daughter annabeth" "Whoa whoa whoa... whoa hold up i'm not a girl but i know it takes longer than 2 months to get pregnant and give birth and i know she's not mine as i know for a fact that we never did the horazontal tango together so what's going on" sigh "My name is Athena because i'm the greek goddess not a mortal named after her, and i have deemed you worthy of the blessing of having one of my children" "okay not that i'm complaining about having a daughter but how am i going to protect her because from the old myths demi-gods got attacked a lot and i'm not shore how i'm going to protect her and do my merc jobs" "I have thought of that and i have observed you doing your job it is good that you use swords and i have come to give you stygian iron versions of your current swords the metal can harm both immortal's and mortals alike but the price of these swords a is that you are going to owe a favor to both me and to hades as he has given the swords to me since he's the only one who can give them" "mkay so now where do we go from here" "well you'll probably never see me again before i call in that favor, but a couple of the gods and goddess might hire you for jobs given your abilities (thunder rumble) you should look away from me now i'll leave a book about things you should know to survive this new world you'll be in now that your a clear sighted mortal" and with that she started to glow and i looked away after a flash i turned and she was gone and there was was a pretty thick book for me to read along with a new "deadpool suit" like the one i wore when i got the call plus two new katana's a black as night, and it was just me and the baby and i thought of that girl with that wired name, Discordia was it so i thought as i looked it up and found out she was a roman goddess i might have two demi-god children as me and her made the double backed beast a couple of days before i did my mission back in afghanistan after we met in a bar and shore enough with a black flash behind me there she was with a baby in here arms and that's how my new life got stared people. My name is Naruto Willson and i am Deadpool.