Glee 2015

Chapter 1 - Prologue

OPENING TAG

Sappy Glee Voiceover Guy: "Previously on Glee …

Marley: "Oh my – there's a skeleton in here."

Kitty: "We need to leave quietly."

Sugar: "Too late for that." (shuts door, locking them inside)

Police Officer: "Open up the basement."

Sugar: "I knew I should have removed their cell phones."

Principal Figgins: "How do we deal with the scandal?"

Will: "I'm resigning from McKinley High."

Coach Beiste: "Am I the only one to notice all the bald guys in classic suits who have been lurking around McKinley lately?"

Sappy Glee Voiceover Guy: "And that's what you missed, on GLEE!"

(title card – glee lettering in black and white stripes, with a chain linked to all the letters going to a heavy ball on the side)

TV Newscast

"Jacob Ben Israel reporting for Channel 6 News. I'm standing outside the Lima, Ohio Federal Courthouse. Reporters are gathered from all over Ohio for the preliminary hearing today in the case of disgraced debutante Sugar Motta. Sugar, the richest teenager in Lima, stands accused of imprisoning, enslaving, and ultimately murdering exchange student Rory Flanagan. Rory's body was discovered in a cell in the basement under Sugar's home six months ago, where he had evidently languished since his disappearance in June 2012. This reporter went to McKinley High School with both Sugar and Rory, and feels very happy that Sugar never asked him out. It is the most shocking crime in Lima since the trademark for the Lima Bean was stolen from us by Christopher Walken. In today's hearing, Sugar's attorney Quinn Fabray will report if the former Glee Club 2 time national champion is pleading Guilty, Not Guilty, or Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity. I read the dream journal that was in the cell with Rory – this reporter suggests the insanity plea. Back to you, Rod."

Just out of sight of Jacob, a pale skinned bald man in a classic suit talked into a very techie looking communication device. "All is prepared. The unstable variable is isolated. The attack can commence."

To Be Continued … in Time To Die …