A/N: Hey hey, my peeps! I has been set another challenge! *does the happy skippy dance* People Involved: Emmett and Edward (not pairing)
Must Include: Bella's underwear (XD) Emmett's teddy bear, a camera, Wal-Mart, and a coffee mug. (IN THAT ORDER PLZ!!)
Set by TheFutureVamp
Disclaimer: I, sadly, do not own Twilight or its characers. They all belong to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer
Emmett and Edward were planning their next hunting trip. They were chatting very animatedly as they walked into the lounge. Emmett, being his usual self, flung himself onto the sofa. Edward glared at him sourly, and sat down a little more dignified.
Emmett had just put his arm on the back of the sofa when he noticed something white sticking out of the corner of the seat. What? he thought, looking at it. It can't be... He plunged his hand into the sofa and pulled out what definately looked like a pair of...
"Edward, are these womens underwear?" Emmett questioned, waving them in his adopted brother's face. Edward grabbed them disgustedly, and read the name tag. He froze, and Emmett took the opportunity to pull the underwear out of his grasp, and read it himself. He froze only for a minute, then burst out laughing.
"I would never believe this, man!" he howled. For the name tag read: B E L L A S W A N
Edward unfroze himself, and, narrowing his eyes, dashed upstairs for something. A second later, he was standing infront of Emmett, holding what looked like a...
"Hey, what are you doing with my teddy bear?" Emmett shouted. He hadn't meant to, and he regretted the words as soon as they were out of his mouth. Edward laughed cruelly at him, so Emmett leaped up and rumaged in the kitchen drawer for something. Rushing back into the lounge, he threw Bella's underwear at his unsuspecting brother, and proceeded to take ten pictures of him on the camera that belonged to Esme; she liked to take photographs of them all for her family scrap book.
Edward was seriously annoyed now, and grabbed the phone, dialling in a number as fast as lightning.
"Hello?" he said into the reciever, "Is this Wal-Mart? I would like you to make an announcement over the loudspeaker, please. Yes. Please say: 'Emmett McCarty Cullen wears dresses and likes to sleep with his teddy bear when he's not with his smoochie-poo'. Yes, thank you. Thank you so very, very, very much. Goodbye," he said, and put the phone down.
Emmett was a wreck.
"But that... that's... That's the shop Rosalie, Esme, Carlisle, Alice and Jasper are in!" he squeaked, clutching his teddy bear to his vast chest.
"Yes," said Edward, looking extremely smug.
"NOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEE!" Emmett shouted, falling to his knees in front of Edward, begging him. Edward looked even smugger, and ignored him.
Emmett soon got angry, and leaped at his brother. It didn't take long for it to escalate into a fight.
However, Esme walked into the room at that second, to see Edward pulling the teddy bear's left arm as though he was going to rip it right off, and Emmett holding a coffee mug with a picture of Bella on it as if he were going to smash it on the floor. As soon as Esme gasped, the froze, and both of them turned their heads towards their family who were locked in the doorway.
"What the hell has been going on in here?" Esme demanded. Alice giggled, and turned to the others.
"I think now is a really excellent time to leave Emmett, Edward and Esme to catch up," she suggested, while the others nodded, stifling their laughter, and followed her upstairs.
This was going to be one loooong night.
So, I hope you liked it!!
R&R please!
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