The Fairy Pirate
By: Sayaalv
(A/N: I don't own and never will. Instead of Luffy being raised and trained by Garp it was Bloom who was found in a burning building by Dragon and adopted as his daughter. Read to see and Femslash! And lots of Cursing.)
Anastasia Fargonda-Griffin sank to her knees as she stared at the royal palace of Sparks in shock and horror.
"No. It can't be." Fargonda whispered before pushing herself to her feet and taking off towards the destroyed palace with her wife of three years, Elphaba Griffin-Fargonda, not even half a step behind her. The two of them and Fargondas friend Saladin had been so busy fighting Valtor that they weren't paying attention to the palace. Fargonda reached the destroyed palace and began moving and magicing rubble out of her way as she and her wife dug through the debris to search for the one person they cared about more than they cared for their lives.
"No. Sh-She can't be. Not our baby!" Fargonda cried after searching for more than an hour and still not finding her daughter or any sign of the year old baby, their little Bloom.
"It'll be alright Ana. I'm sure she's fine. Daphne probably teleported her somewhere to protect her from the Ancestral Witches, I'm sure she's perfectly safe on a different planet. We'll just have to find out which one she was sent to that's all." Griffin said tears dripping down her face slightly as she tried to comfort her distraught wife, who was currently sobbing into Griffins chest. Griffin wrapped her wife in her arms as she looked at the dead bodies of those who had helped them protect her daughter. Oritel and Marion had their faces set in determined scowls and frowns while Daphne had a rather confusing look on her face. She was smug, as if she managed to one up the Ancestral Witches before they could kill her. Griffin had the feeling that that's exactly what the nymph had done.
In another dimension in a small town. Monkey D. Dragon was walking down the street boredly when he saw a burning building. One that he didn't set fire to. That was when another thing that he noticed. There was crying coming from the house, the crying of a baby to be precise. Now Dragon might be the biggest criminal in the history of the World Government but even he wouldn't leave a child, a baby girl if he had to guess, in a burning building to die. Without giving it a second thought Dragon ran into the house and stopped short at what he saw. There was a small red haired baby girl that looked about a year old with bright cyan blue eyes crying from within a shield of fire.
"Was the gaki fed a devil fruit and left to die?" Dragon asked himself before shaking out of his thoughts and snatching the child up before running from the collapsing house. The scene that met his sight caused the feared criminal to curse vividly. He, the worst Criminal to travel the seas, was just seen by no less than ten civilians and three reporters with cameras saving a year old baby from a burning building. One of the reporters cameras flashed causing him to curse again as he shielding the babys eyes from the harsh light.
"The fucking hell is wrong with you dumbasses? Those damn lights of yours could blind the damn gaki you fucktards!" Dragon shouted at the reporters before being lightly smacked in the face by the small child he had been cradling near his chest.
"Ba' wor'! No say ba' wor'." The baby said with an impressive glare and speech for a year old toddler while Dragon and everyone that saw what she had done blinked at her wide eyed.
"Did the little brat just smack me and tell me off for cursing?" Dragon asked looking at one of the village women curiously, wondering if he had been imagining what had happened while the woman slowly nodded.
"I like you brat. You got guts and brains." Dragon said smirking down at the toddler who glared at him with her tiny arms crossed cutely, causing the females to coo over her.
"No' bra'. Papa call me 'lil wi'ch'. Mama call me 'lil B'oomy' o' 'lil fai'y.' Sisi call me 'lil 'iscor''." The baby said glaring at him while he blinked and tried to decipher what she had said.
"Your papa calls you a lil witch, your mama calls you lil Bloomy or lil fairy, and your sister calls you lil discord?" Dragon asked raising an eyebrow down at the baby that nodded once seriously.
"Well looks like I'm your new daddy kiddo. Don't really like calling you a witch, fairy, or Bloomy so let's go with Eris. Eris, the goddess of chaos and discord…I have a feeling that that's exactly what you are. A little goddess of chaos." Dragon said causing the nearby civilians and reporters to gape at him. He, the most feared criminal in the seas, just claimed a child as his own and named her after a goddess of chaos and destruction.
"Well Eris. I'm gonna introduce you to your grandpa in a little while so let's start moving." Dragon said ignoring all but the baby in his arms as he began walking towards his boat so to show off his new daughter to his old man, the feared vice-admiral of the navy Monkey D. Garp.
Meanwhile in the realm of the gods and goddesses Eris was laughing.
"Well well. I have a little one named after me. Yes, I can tell right now that she is gonna be causing a lot of chaos and discord. Perhaps I shall help her along her way and maybe give her true parents a few signs to show that she's alive as she gets older. The look on Fargondas face at her daughters first wanted poster should be hilarious." Eris said cackling in laughter as she watched what had happened and already began making plans for the child that was now named after her.