I am totally Marinettalanarelana and I go to Miraculous High schoo.
I was on my way to skewl. It wos the first day of ninth grade, or seconde which is French, which is what I call it because im totes French. Im just an ordinatory gurl with no superpowers or anythink, I dident fink I wos gonna get any ever. As I wos walkin along I saw an super old chinese man walk supe rrslowly across the road. the green man on the sign turned red so all the cars started totes going. HE WOS ABOUT TO GET HIT BY A TOTALLY CAR! I rushed and tptally moved him away from the car just in time b4 he got runned over. He woos rly old so all his bones wudve broken. Thankfully I saved him, but I SPILT ALL MY COOKIES EVERWHERE
"oh damn sorry abowt your macorons," he apopised and ate one of the ones that didn't fall on the ground. "thanks for saving my totes life, here have this box in return."
I walked through the totally double doors to my totally high school, Miraculous High. As I worked into the totlly classroom I saw totes Chloé, shes likes totes a total meanie. Weve been worst enemies for four years. No one likes chloe, except for her bfffl Sabrina who shes mean to anywy.
I was heading home four lunch break, I went into my room and looked at the box the old totes mana had given me. Sudden a totally creepy spotty thing with a giant head pooped out. I was scared, I grabed a totes piece of paper to swat it I thort it wos a bug
"nooo stop im your firned, im Tikki."
"What are you?" I omged.
"im totes a Kwami. I can turn u into a ladybug."
"umm that's kidna totes weird."
"no try it you have to say tikki spots on."
"ok."
OH EM GEE I TURNT INTO A TOTALLY LADYBUG SUPERHERO THING!
When I went back to school I saw a totally new guy, he had green hair and blonde eyes. He wos friends with totes CHLOÉ! I HATE CHLOÉ
He wos PUTTIN GUM ON MY TOTALLY SEAT
"Ok new dude idk who you are but youre a totally JERK!"
"nooooo you don't understand I was-"
"nope go totes away, don't wanna hear it." I sat next to a new gurl, she was on her phone blogging. Her name wos Alya.
"Omg look Marinette, a totes supervillain in paris! (that's where we live)
HIM NAME STONEHEART AND HE EVIL
I yikesed, then I remembered that I wos totes a superhero. I ran back home. "marinneet are you wagging?" asked the totes teacher
"yes."
Then I ran into the toilet and transformed, it wos time to totally kill stonrheart. I arrived at the stadium and saw a totes dude there, he had on a black suit and cat ears, lol like one of those weird ppl who dress up as cats. Except he wos a superhero. He had green eys and blonde hair, kinda like the new dude whose name wos Adrien. But Adrien wos a jerk and I hoped this dude wasent, he wos chat noir.
"we gotta get the akuma," he totallioed
"idk wot that is."
"ok first we gotta stab him."
"damn isent tht like totes ilelgla?
"no."
"oh ok." Wutare you doimng?"
"I'm texting my totes bff Nino. I mean… im textin myself im my own bestie."
BUT SUDDEN STONE TOTES HEART TURNT INTO….